vikingTON Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Just heard the first joke about Gary Speed and I'm appalled by it Apart from your tear-stained 'I'm so outraged by people joking about this individual event' breakdown in the Gary Speed thread: You absolute fukin cûnt What is the fuckin need for that you little arse hole? Should be banned Uncalled for 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Just heard the first joke about Gary Speed and I'm appalled by it I'm sure it was a wale of a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 (edited) Keep up to speed will ye, joke been done It took me a while to get that! Left me hanging by a thread Edited November 29, 2011 by the jambo-rocker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 I'd rather not You are taking this rather badly are you not? Were you like this with Diana? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Just heard the first joke about Gary Speed and I'm appalled by it People certainly didn't hang about when it came to making up jokes about his death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 (edited) Went to pick my son up from an after school thing last night, All the parents park in a long narrow car park which filled up quicker than usuall. So this woman parks across the front of a couple of other cars because there are no spaces left with the back of the car facing the exit. She sat there for 15 minutes then when the car park filled with kids and she got he own sprog she decided the time was ripe for a three point turn so she could leave the car park. At what point do you think that a three point turn in a dark car park with kids running about is a good idea? Edit because I hit the post button on my iPod mid flow. Edited November 29, 2011 by stimpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 My jobs under threat of redundancy. Eeeek. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 My jobs under threat of redundancy. Eeeek. Bad times. Hope it all works out for ya 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 You are taking this rather badly are you not? Were you like this with Diana? Nope. But I was pretty cut up when a close friend of mine hung himself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Why mention it then? Must have been him that was bumming Gary Speed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I've heard some excuses in my time but that's a cracker. To be fair it's like trying to stay on a surfboard because it keeps trying to flip me off one side like a see-saw. Very fun but a tad distracting no? So I go to the library instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 When you go down to the canteen for a roll and bacon and the c**t in front of you gets the last roll! When you go down to the canteen for Haggis, Neeps & Tatties and there's no fucking tatties left. Shit-hole canteen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Stupid older woman at the ASDA in Dunfermline today. Another car had stopped to let her across so when I saw what was happening I did the same, just a wee bit later. I was nowhere near her but she thought she'd look at me and shake her head anyway. I beeped the horn at her and 'remonstrated' and she looked a wee bit shocked. Old folk are worse than young ones. They think that they own the fucking place when in reality they are just pishy smelling pains in the fucking arse. Should have run the old cow down and put her out of her granny panted misery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Stupid older woman at the ASDA in Dunfermline today. Another car had stopped to let her across so when I saw what was happening I did the same, just a wee bit later. I was nowhere near her but she thought she'd look at me and shake her head anyway. I beeped the horn at her and 'remonstrated' and she looked a wee bit shocked. Old folk are worse than young ones. They think that they own the fucking place when in reality they are just pishy smelling pains in the fucking arse. Should have run the old cow down and put her out of her granny panted misery. its your own fault for shopping in townieville 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 One of my close pals topped himself when it seemed to be the fashion in Dundee a wee while back. I still laugh at jokes about suicide and death. Get the joke posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Stupid older woman at the ASDA in Dunfermline today. Another car had stopped to let her across so when I saw what was happening I did the same, just a wee bit later. I was nowhere near her but she thought she'd look at me and shake her head anyway. I beeped the horn at her and 'remonstrated' and she looked a wee bit shocked. Old folk are worse than young ones. They think that they own the fucking place when in reality they are just pishy smelling pains in the fucking arse. Should have run the old cow down and put her out of her granny panted misery. I'm getting fed up with auld b*****ds at my work, calling in. A significant number of them have got f**k all manners, and expect the moon on a stick. A particular highlight of last week was some ancient bint from Forfar who hadn't paid her bill and had to make a card payment. "This better not be a scam!" You phoned me you brainless cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 So Gary Speed has hung himself at the young age of 42. I feel so sorry for his family. If only he'd hung himself at 30 there would have been a 80% chance he'd still be here. was that the joke? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 (edited) Disgraceful. I just hope it's not the one about the shower gel shortage in Wales that's forcing people to make do with mope-on-a-rope... Edited November 30, 2011 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 The overuse of the word 'Legend' within football sickens me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 The overuse of the word 'Legend' within football sickens me. The overuse of the word "legend" when describing anyone gets on my nerves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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