Sergeant Wilson Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I'm on my 6th day without any bowel movements, and this happens every 1-2 months. I think I have IBS. Incredibly Big Shite........when it comes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I was at a conference today at Stirling Uni and one of the speakers was wearing a suit jacket with a vest underneath. A fucking vest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I was at a conference today at Stirling Uni and one of the speakers was wearing a suit jacket with a vest underneath. A fucking vest Did he have bandage on his head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I was at a conference today at Stirling Uni and one of the speakers was wearing a suit jacket with a vest underneath. A fucking vest If he wasn't wearing a vest it would be a titsoot jacket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I was at a conference today at Stirling Uni and one of the speakers was wearing a suit jacket with a vest underneath. A fucking vest Was the conference on string theory? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Guns n Roses are playing a free concert after the malaysian gp,ive a flight to catch at 9pm to singapore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 I was at a conference today at Stirling Uni and one of the speakers was wearing a suit jacket with a vest underneath. A fucking vest Did he convince you to Invest...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 The Edinburgh Derby. It's been utter dross so far... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Driving up the road today, a bus driver let me out of a junction, the impatient van driver behind the bus decides to squeeze past the bus rather than wait, nearly driving along the whole kerb in the process, luckily I saw him before I moved off, otherwise it could have Been a Nasty accident. Fucking idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Was due to leave work at 3 today, until some little brat decided to be sick everywhere and muggins here had to fucking clean it up. Still I didn't have to stay in the pub, it was stinking when I left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 At the cinema over the weekend, took my kids to see Oz. the room was full of kids who were a little restless throughout but that's ok, some of them were quite young and actually quite well behaved. Now the lump of meat infront of me on the other hand, came to his seat with popcorn and a hotdog that stank the place out then about 45 min into the film he gets up and leaves his daughter who is 4/5. While he is away she is up out of her seat dancing and flicking her ponytail about, 10 minutes later dad returns with some coke for her to drink that they then have a full on discussion about. She then spent the rest of the film dancing or climbing on her seat, the guy next to her was obviously seething and the dude in front said something when she was leaning on the back of his seat. I just annoyed me watching it all going on, there was an obvious "dads day out, not really bothered" thing going on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Put just water instead of antifreeze in my car windscreen washer bit a couple of weeks ago for the first time since having the car, BOOM coldest it's been all year, frozen washer and join kinsgway behind a big f**k off lorry. Blinded for rest of journey. Typical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Put just water instead of antifreeze in my car windscreen washer bit a couple of weeks ago for the first time since having the car, BOOM coldest it's been all year, frozen washer and join kinsgway behind a big f**k off lorry. Blinded for rest of journey. Typical. I did this two days ago, then as you say the snow starts bucketing down yesterday. Fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 My mobile phone bill was £244.21 this month 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 (edited) My mobile phone bill was £244.21 this month Whit? Were you browsing P&B all week whilst in the Bahamas or something??? On a kind of similar note, I opened a letter from the council upon arriving home tonight to see a council tax letter saying "you owe £1634". After a good few seconds of rage, I eventually realised this is for the period from now through to March 2014 rather than payments I'd failed to make over the last year. Edited March 11, 2013 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Fucking rubberneckers. Stuck in 3 miles of slow moving traffic only to discover the five car accident was on the other carriageway. I've got places to be you nosey c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 My mobile phone bill was £244.21 this month Holy shit keith,im less than that and i use mine overseas and i browse on it aswell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 My mobile phone bill was £244.21 this month Michty Loon..... that's a shit load of porn.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 First day back at work, the car refused to start this morning, my staff team are being nippy as anything and I just want to go 'f**k it' and quit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 got called into work lastnight as cover for another driver. clear windscreen of snow. turn on wiper.. the arm moved. the plastic on the arm moved.. the rest stayed attached to my car.. buggah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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