mattydfc Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Padded bras Feel your pain brother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Trying to organise 7's. Folk taking that long to get back to you that you half assume they're not coming and ask more people. Everyone now wants to play. My fault entirely but fucking annoying. I organise 5s and 7s regularly, I send out to all at once. The first people to respond get in. The others once they say they can play get a "Sorry we have 10 already". I offended some people with the original "too slow, tough titties" texts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 The Scottish Cup Final thread. Jesus H Christ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Having to listen to Radio 1 at work a couple of days a week (which is annoying in itself), but that trailer advert for the Big Weekend. They give the venue as 'Derry LondonDerry' - BBC desperate to not offend and just getting on my tits. I could not give a crap what the call the city but surely one name is enough, unless that is its new official name 'DerryLondonDerry'? Just noticed tonight Question Time is in N.Ireland tonight and they say Derry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Couple of days rain means the local pitches are flooded and closed. Game off so I'll be dragged to the mall now >_> Sent from my GT-I9100 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Just noticed tonight Question Time is in N.Ireland tonight and they say Derry Been called london and just derry on the news this morning,the radio 1 big w/end is there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Couple of days rain means the local pitches are flooded and closed. Game off so I'll be dragged to the mall now >_>Sent from my GT-I9100 using Pie & Bovril mobile app I smiled on reading that and checking your location. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 I organise 5s and 7s regularly, I send out to all at once. The first people to respond get in. The others once they say they can play get a "Sorry we have 10 already". I offended some people with the original "too slow, tough titties" texts. I try getting the best players available for a better game. Its no good if you get 9 decent players and one absolute mouth-breather. Spoils it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Padded bras Just wear a normal one then and stop fucking moaning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Walking down a busy street and you're stuck behind someone who's smoking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Walking down a busy street and you're stuck behind someone who's smoking Problem solved 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 First friday for ages that I don't have any plans and so far I have slept for a few hours and watched Emmerdale. Long night ahead. Honestly think I am going to die of boredom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 First friday for ages that I don't have any plans and so far I have slept for a few hours and watched Emmerdale. Long night ahead. Honestly think I am going to die of boredom. Alcohol and pornography are your friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 (edited) Porn will certainly get me through this lonely evening. Then I will look the bees knees when the Mrs gets home horny later and i just have steam left. Edited May 24, 2013 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Couple of days rain means the local pitches are flooded and closed. Game off so I'll be dragged to the mall now >_> Sent from my GT-I9100 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Scratch that, game has been moved to a different pitch. Game on GarthSent from my GT-I9100 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Scratch that, game has been moved to a different pitch. Game on Garth Sent from my GT-I9100 using Pie & Bovril mobile app As a team we played utter shite and lost 0-2. Wish tge game had been postponed now >_>Sent from my GT-I9100 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 School sports day yesterday.wee girl in my youngest ones class cheated every race to get 1st place.she won 5 of the 6 thru cheating.holding the potato and spoon together,running while holding the bean bag to her head,not jumping thru the hoop as she runs,running forward in the running backwards race!the only race she couldn't cheat was the sprint race which my daughter won.even then the wee cheat tried to pull her back at the finishing line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 School sports day yesterday.wee girl in my youngest ones class cheated every race to get 1st place.she won 5 of the 6 thru cheating.holding the potato and spoon together,running while holding the bean bag to her head,not jumping thru the hoop as she runs,running forward in the running backwards race!the only race she couldn't cheat was the sprint race which my daughter won.even then the wee cheat tried to pull her back at the finishing line. If you had said you had rugby tackled the cheating little fucker before the finishing line on one of those races, I would've greenied you every day for the rest of my life. Is there not some sort of retrospective appeals panel where they can review the footage and strip her of her titles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 If you had said you had rugby tackled the cheating little fucker before the finishing line on one of those races, I would've greenied you every day for the rest of my life. Is there not some sort of retrospective appeals panel where they can review the footage and strip her of her titles? This screams blood doping scandal to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 School sports day yesterday.wee girl in my youngest ones class cheated every race to get 1st place.she won 5 of the 6 thru cheating.holding the potato and spoon together,running while holding the bean bag to her head,not jumping thru the hoop as she runs,running forward in the running backwards race!the only race she couldn't cheat was the sprint race which my daughter won.even then the wee cheat tried to pull her back at the finishing line. Speak to Neil Lennon, he'll give you some good advice regarding clarification from the officials 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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