Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 What's an arsel?? A torn one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Vandalism isn't acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Somehow I'm meant to get the wife's wheelchair in the back - It shouldn't be parked like that, but it must have been there when you parked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 What's an arsel?? Used cars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 It shouldn't be parked like that, but it must have been there when you parked. No it wasn't. My car hasn't moved since yesterday afternoon. I presume the white car arrived later. There was a Golf parked up to the line at the other side of the bay but I at least had a few feet to manouvre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 You really missed an opportunity there to use the corner of the box as an 'L' in ARSEHOLE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 You really missed an opportunity there to use the corner of the box as an 'L' in ARSEHOLE. Aye, I never left enough space - bit like the driver really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 If he comes back again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 The amount of scum in the murrayfield area tonight is astonishing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 The amount of scum in the murrayfield area tonight is astonishing. Just what is the collective noun for a mob of gyppo Weegie binrakers ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Just what is the collective noun for a mob of gyppo Weegie binrakers ? I don't know, but it was like what I imagine magaluf or benidorm to be like. Full of sunburnt, drunk, football top wearing dregs of society 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 And even Londoners must realise that Scotland is made up of many cities, towns and villages that are all pretty distinct from each other. It is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 It is? Yeah but don't tell anyone. Apparently London doesn't know yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I had a lovely day out in Scotland today. Got the bus down to Scotland, spent the day there before getting the bus back to Scotland again.I was in Scotland as well today, probably saw you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Am I the only person who is watching all of thse BBC Scotland progs. about the Commonwealth Games and thinking 'Who the f*ck are all these florid-faced, boozy nosed middle aged talking heads who are spouting shite regarding 'legacy' sports issues' ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Somehow I'm meant to get the wife's wheelchair in the back - 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 (edited) I was in Scotland as well today, probably saw you. Saw me? You probably know me. In fact your probably related to me. Lived in London for several years, and there are plenty of folk there who would consider that a reasonable assumption, in a Hills Have Eyes/Deliverance/Fife way. Although in the States, I was asked if I was related to Sean Connery. On more than one occasion. Seriously boys, go visit America. Knee deep, I'm tellin' ya. Edit for added offence to Fifers Edited July 22, 2014 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Although in the States, I was asked if I was related to Sean Connery. On more than one occasion. Seriously boys, go visit America. Knee deep, I'm tellin' ya. When I first moved here I was asked, in all seriousness, where I learned to speak English. Then I was given the added compliment of being told I spoke it quite well. Which I was never told when I lived in Britain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Lived in London for several years, and there are plenty of folk there who would consider that a reasonable assumption, in a Hills Have Eyes/Deliverance/Fife way. Although in the States, I was asked if I was related to Sean Connery. On more than one occasion. Seriously boys, go visit America. Knee deep, I'm tellin' ya. Edit for added offence to Fifers When I lived in the UAE an American said to me when I told him I was from Belfast, "I have a granny in Limerick, would you know her?" Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Anyway, really getting on my tits at the minute - that fcuking Chris Evans ad for BBC Playlist where he is painfully humming a tune to try and get people to recognise it. If you recorded that ad and then played it in court I doubt any judge would convict you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Different departments in large organisations not talking to each other. I had two appointments at our local(ish) hospital on Monday, the second of which was to get some pretty important results. I got the time off work, came home at lunchtime to find an answerphone message cancelling the second appointment - which I've spent a week or so trying to get my head around the potential ways forward. Fuckit, I'll just go and get the scan done, I thought (appointment one). Off we went to the scan, came back home and, literally ten minutes after getting in, the phone goes. It's the hospital, appointment two department. "We tried getting hold of you all afternoon to say we'd reinstated your appointment - now we'll have to reschedule for next week. We know you were having an MRI today, so we should have the results from that as well" Well, Missus, if you knew I was having an MRI, it wouldn't even have needed an outside line to get the message across, would it? It would also have saved you ringing me at home, where you evidently knew I fucking wasn't. Oh, and organisations giving this kind of incompetence the managementspeak moniker of "silo thinking". No it's not, it's just fucking incompetent. Actually, from my point of view, this instance isn't exactly petty, but it pisses me off all the time, not just in this case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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