Romeo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Woohoo! Erm, I mean, fucking good. Typical woman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 They had obviously mistaken it for your face. In the past, I have been complimented on my lovely wide smile. This puts a very different slant on things So Facebook do widescreen.... ^^^ me, yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Uncle Walt Disney? Bing respects the accepted societal norms regarding sexual behaviour in the presence of minors. Mmm, not quite as catchy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 On an unrelated note, is anyone else's government brain chip sensitive to static radio waves? It would explain a lot, TBH. The BRALT, primarily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 The return of the fog lamp wankers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Golf on Open all Mics. Wtf? What the actual f**k? Golf on the fuckin radio? How utterly fuckin pointless is that? Bunch of commentators yapping shite about folk walking around a golf course. Lot of fuckin shite. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Summer cold fek I feel crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Summer cold fek I feel crap. "Summer cold, makes me feel shite, Blowing through the tissues all feckin' night." Yeah, I've got it too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 The return of the fog lamp wankers Great band. Have they released a new album? Nocturnal mountaineering club, surely? I suggest we all hop on the Wankbahn and find out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Great band. Have they released a new album? I'm not even prepared to joke about this. When I had a go at one of my pals about this he said "ah but it looks cool so it's alright" How does driving with your fog lamps on in the middle of the day look cool, f**k off you twats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Alan Green commentating on MotD,piss off back to 5live! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I've been struggling with a knee injury for a few weeks but kept going as it never felt that bad, but after my game today I'm struggling to sleep because of the discomfort. Time to admit defeat and go see a physio, should probably have done that 4 weeks ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Anyway, must visit the w**k Haus. I'll have a cuppa ready. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Polyester dressing gowns. What the f**k are these things all about? I'm not Hugh Hefner*; I put clothes on after I bathe, and until then I'd like an absorbent tent robe to wrap around my ample frame, not something that traps a moist layer between it and my skin. It's like wearing a used condom beyond the cuddling stage. Which reminds me; lassies that throw a dressing gown over their jammies and go out to drop their weans off at school. WTF? You'd have been mortified as a child. And they've got the cheek to glare at me when I wear the wife's gown to cover my leopard-print thong Marks & Spencer pyjamas! Huh! * I realise that Hefner's gowns are probably spun from silk lactated from the breasts of his genetically-engineered harem, but THE POINT STILL STANDS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 The pronunciation of the word 'veins' in the Editor's song Blood where it rhymes with 'queens' rather than 'rains'. Even more annoying that it's a song I'd really like without it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Alex Salmond at the golf - Just f**k off. First Minister of the host country and big golf fan, so what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Milesy displaying his usual intellectual prowess. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 People who use the term literally on a frequent basis yet don't know what the word means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 An attention seeking parasite of no relevance or benefit to anyone there other than himself. Ah well least he never went through with a speech - Think the mass booing let him know he's not wanted there. Is that from your new book, "Why I voted No"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Alex Salmond at the golf - Just f**k off. I hear Europe won - did he score a goal/try? <<< doesn't golf An attention seeking parasite of no relevance or benefit to anyone there other than himself. Ah well least he never went through with a speech - Think the mass booing let him know he's not wanted there. Cameron was there too? Don't we have any people who golf professionally? Pretty sure the Yanks do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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