BFTD Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Anyway, must visit the w**k Haus. I'll have a cuppa ready. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Polyester dressing gowns. What the f**k are these things all about? I'm not Hugh Hefner*; I put clothes on after I bathe, and until then I'd like an absorbent tent robe to wrap around my ample frame, not something that traps a moist layer between it and my skin. It's like wearing a used condom beyond the cuddling stage. Which reminds me; lassies that throw a dressing gown over their jammies and go out to drop their weans off at school. WTF? You'd have been mortified as a child. And they've got the cheek to glare at me when I wear the wife's gown to cover my leopard-print thong Marks & Spencer pyjamas! Huh! * I realise that Hefner's gowns are probably spun from silk lactated from the breasts of his genetically-engineered harem, but THE POINT STILL STANDS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 The pronunciation of the word 'veins' in the Editor's song Blood where it rhymes with 'queens' rather than 'rains'. Even more annoying that it's a song I'd really like without it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Alex Salmond at the golf - Just f**k off. First Minister of the host country and big golf fan, so what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Milesy displaying his usual intellectual prowess. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 People who use the term literally on a frequent basis yet don't know what the word means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 An attention seeking parasite of no relevance or benefit to anyone there other than himself. Ah well least he never went through with a speech - Think the mass booing let him know he's not wanted there. Is that from your new book, "Why I voted No"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Alex Salmond at the golf - Just f**k off. I hear Europe won - did he score a goal/try? <<< doesn't golf An attention seeking parasite of no relevance or benefit to anyone there other than himself. Ah well least he never went through with a speech - Think the mass booing let him know he's not wanted there. Cameron was there too? Don't we have any people who golf professionally? Pretty sure the Yanks do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 What the blimmin 'eck?? I'm struggling to make sense of that post... If the <<< doesn't golf was directed at me, I do golf. No, that would be: ^^^ doesn't golf. The arrows were pointing at me, as an apology for not understanding the game. I was just surprised/annoyed that the First & Prime Ministers were representing Europe. Bunch of fucking amateurs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Splashback from when you're having a number two. Audible "eeehhhh" Everytime 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Got hammered in the baws at 5s tonight. Half volley, hit sweet as a nut, absolute cannoned into me. Just stood and waiting for the pain to hit. Never felt anything like it. Felt like I was going to cough them up. I'm not even too sure what the 'PTTGOYN' is here. Probably indoor footballs or not being able to roll over to quick because it still hurts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Splashback from when you're having a number two. Audible "eeehhhh" Everytime Use the toilets before you hit the pool then, you clarty midden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 On toilet related matters, Im thinking of consigning all light coloured breeks to the wardrobe due to several cases of wet penny syndrome. I don't think your alone Mozza'.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I have chosen today to forget my earphones. So instead of cutting myself off from the world for an hour and watching some Clone Wars episodes on my phone I'm sitting trying to blot out the inane chat of the lassies in my work squaking at one another about their weans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Toothache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I have chosen today to forget my earphones. If I had a harsh choice between taking my wallet or earphones to work, it would be the latter. Afternoon hunger would be a price worth paying. Absolutely hate it when I leave them plugged into the laptop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I was in a meeting for much longer than anticipated and as a result I missed the bus up to Aberdeen. I ended up shelling out almost £40 for a train ticket. Silver lining is that my return train ticket is only £6. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Having to plead for more bags at tesco. I've got a massive trolley of shopping; I don't think 2 bags will cut it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 (edited) Here's the best bit... Paisley (Gilmour St) to Aberdeen off peak return is £73.90. Glasgow Queen St - Aberdeen off peak return is £58... which obviously means that Glasgow to Paisley must be £15.90, right? I've complained to Scotrail about this before and all they give is the excuse of 'with so many combinations it's inevitable that something like will occur'. Tbf though, it's not half as bad as it used to be. Aberdeen to Mt Florida rather than two separate tickets was a favourite to rip folk off. Edited September 30, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 People that can't cough properly. If you need to clear your throat do it. Don't poof around with constant "uhums" trying to be polite, it's irritating. Infact half an hour of it and I'm furious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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