invergowrie arab Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 That's what you get for living in the sticks. It's not that bad. We have an Asian family now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Have they reintroduced Clippy? It's a f***ing clipper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Laptop fucked. The P&B gnomes must be down at the comic store tonight, almost three hours since I asked a question on the e-chat forum. try switching it off and then back on again.If that fails open Windows... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 try switching it off and then back on again. If that fails open Windows... Very good, be warned, unlike my computer, I don't fail to boot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 try switching it off and then back on again. If that fails open Windows... And turn the heaters up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Very good, be warned, unlike my computer, I don't fail to boot.ok ok Zen, sorry,Don't byte 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 ok ok Zen, sorry, Don't byte Sorry mate, just pissed off because my wallet will take a 'ram' to replace the bloody thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) Sorry mate, just pissed off because my wallet will take a 'ram' to replace the bloody thing.You could try laughing it off,Or can't you even raise a gig-gle? Edited October 2, 2014 by RoversMad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Finding a decomposing body.Please let it be a badger, please let it be a badger.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Never mind you'll be on Cloud nine when its fixed. NFW, I'll have to settle for Windows 8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Sorry mate, just pissed off because my wallet will take a 'ram' to replace the bloody thing.now that you've slept on it do you feel beta? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I use Anbesol for toothache, works a treat. I've been using single malt, but if that runs out I'll give your idea a try Hopefully the chemist doesn't mishear and prescribe me Anusol instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I've been using single malt, but if that runs out I'll give your idea a try Hopefully the chemist doesn't mishear and prescribe me Anusol instead. might stop you talking shite. .. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 might stop you talking shite. .. I highly doubt it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I highly doubt it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Work not letting me use all my holidays during my notice period. FFS, that's what I was saving them up for ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) Yeah, couldn't tell if it was male or female though. Finding a decomposing body. Human?Is this for real or am I missing something? Edited October 3, 2014 by RoversMad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Is this for real or am I missing something? No it's for real, I did find a badly decomposed body in a flat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 No it's for real, I did find a badly decomposed body in a flat. Down the back of the couch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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