welshbairn Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 He has a new GF in the frame, if he wants to keep her it's best that she doesn't meet me. I don't think it was a 'date' ya c**t. I met his last one, the nurse. She said he was a nice guy and everything and the boat was cool if a bit of a mess at the time. Thing that made her jump ship sharpish was when he demanded "Ok, I give up, where have you hidden it?". Like he expected it sellotaped to her bumhole or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 People who bring trolleys into the self checkout lanes and block the whole place up People who leave their trolleys draped sideways across the aisle while they dither over which brand of haemorrhoid cream would feel better stuffed up their jacksie. I've found that their trolley does not work as a substitute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 TBF anyone who shops at Homebase deserves all they get. Nectar points? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Footballer who have nicknames or forenames on the back of the top Examples 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Catholics? In the interest of balance I was in B and Q earlier and they were playing The Sash. I've been in Jewsons, they play 'If I had a hammer' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Is your date with Sjc at the Brazillian restaurant still on for the weekend? Homebase, the 6th of November and the cuntfuckers are playing C*******s music. Eh?! What's all this then?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 He has a new GF in the frame, if he wants to keep her it's best that she doesn't meet me. I don't think it was a 'date' ya c**t. Ah ok....I remember now! I'm out on Saturday night so might just need to be a pint before the game? He would have been the sailor, which of the village people would you have been? You are aware that I'm not homosexual.......despite my finding of ladyboys fascinating! I'd have thought they'd have went for a Thai? Tom yum soup is a nice wee starter. I met his last one, the nurse. She said he was a nice guy and everything and the boat was cool if a bit of a mess at the time. Thing that made her jump ship sharpish was when he demanded "Ok, I give up, where have you hidden it?". Like he expected it sellotaped to her bumhole or something. She never got to see the boat unfortunately......it was a fcuking mess due to the renovations. She was fcuking hard work though! When you say "where have you hidden it?" I presume you were on about her personality?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Catholics? In the interest of balance I was in B and Q earlier and they were playing The Sash.Billy (Boys) and Queen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 F£cking cats whining outside. Either fight or f£ck off!! Just one more reason why dogs are better than cats! ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 F£cking cats whining outside. Either fight or f£ck off!! Just one more reason why dogs are better than cats! ;-) Stop playing your PS4 for 5 seconds and throw a bucket of water over them or make a loud noise. They'll soon piss off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Catholics? In the interest of balance I was in B and Q earlier and they were playing The Sash. The sash my father sawed. Jesus, that's chronic, even by my standards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 F£cking cats whining outside. Either fight or f£ck off!! Just one more reason why dogs are better than cats! ;-) Leave them alone, they're just after their hole. It's not like the neighbours come chapping round your bit when the fleet's in, is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 There's a song I'm trying to remember the name of but can't, by a band I can't remember. Heard it on the Indie section of Blinkbox and now I've forgotten and it's doing my head in. Band starts with an 'M' I think. *rage* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 There's a song I'm trying to remember the name of but can't, by a band I can't remember. Heard it on the Indie section of Blinkbox and now I've forgotten and it's doing my head in. Band starts with an 'M' I think. *rage* Mansun? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Mansun? Found it. Maximo Park - Leave This Island. Happy days! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 (edited) Is it Maximo Park - Leave This Island? edit: beaten to it. Edited November 7, 2014 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I saw Maximo Park play to about 30 people in a bar in Brussels in about 2004. One of my favourite gigs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Stop playing your PS4 for 5 seconds and throw a bucket of water over them or make a loud noise. They'll soon piss off. Leave them alone, they're just after their hole. It's not like the neighbours come chapping round your bit when the fleet's in, is it? If that was foreplay then they Cats must like it rough! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 There's a song I'm trying to remember the name of but can't, by a band I can't remember. Heard it on the Indie section of Blinkbox and now I've forgotten and it's doing my head in. Band starts with an 'M' I think. *rage* I think it was 'What do you want from me' by Monaco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Not really petty, but my older cousin has been in a coma for the past few days, and we're going through tonight to say our goodbyes. There's no chance of recovery. We were pretty close when we were younger but he developed alcohol and drug problems in his late teens. He's had an atrocious home life for all his days. We don't know the details for his coma yet but I wonder if he's done something deliberately as a means of escape. Genuinely no idea how to feel. It's been a sad inevitability for a good few years now and it's not unexpected. The only positive I can take out of it is that I'm hoping my younger cousin, his brother, might not make the same choices he did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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