MEADOWXI Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Saw one once where the couple were internet millionaires and had a ridiculous list of necessities for their house. Phil whatshisface managed to find them one that had the number of rooms they wanted, in the area they wanted, with the converted barn turned office they wanted and close to the local private airfield that they wanted and within their budget, but the wife turned it down because "it only has one road in and out, I'd get bored driving the same way all the time" If Phil was a P&B man would have given her a deserved kick in the pie................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I'd no idea that men watched property programmes. You live and learn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 It's always the same, old rich couple look for a house with too many bedrooms for their needs. Wife is a moaning fussy cow who needs a gigantic kitchen and guy wants a big shed for man stuff. Never buy anything. You see it all the time in insurance, an 80 year old widow moving into a 5 bedroom property because "I like it". They then phone up 6 months later moving into a 1 bedroom flat when they realise it's too big for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 People who over pronounce the letter "p" at the end of words, practically spitting their disgusting, more than likely ebola/aids ridden spittle in your general direction. Not this guy ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Getting invited to go skiing on midweek days off but having it pointed out that you won't be back in time for running Scouts that night. Think I could get the schools to give them the day off and give us a shot of the council minibus? Posting this, not going skiing and then getting so engrossed in something during the afternoon that you forget it's Friday and forget to go. The ultimate FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Lost a glove. No pair. Am byling A trip to the gynaecologist awaits, I fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 A trip to the gynaecologist awaits, I fear. I'm sure he'll get the thumbs up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gullane No 4 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Lost a glove. No pair. Am byling The secret of finding a lost glove is to throw out the other one. Bargain Hunt.......very strange. You buy something from the retailers then try to sell it at the wholesalers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 My missus is friends with a lassie who was a producer on Location, Location, Location. apparently Phil is a lovely guy and Kirsty is a total cow. Proper boot in the pie material.You would, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1875 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 For some reason, the Adidas campaign "There Will Be Haters" has really struck a nerve with me. I think it's just my general hatred for anyone who uses the word Hater(s). Are you so weak and insecure that you have to use this dehumanising blanket statement for anybody that dares have a different opinion than your own? Seems these days you're not allowed to have an opinion without being branded a Hater 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 For some reason, the Adidas campaign "There Will Be Haters" has really struck a nerve with me. I think it's just my general hatred for anyone who uses the word Hater(s). Are you so weak and insecure that you have to use this dehumanising blanket statement for anybody that dares have a different opinion than your own? Seems these days you're not allowed to have an opinion without being branded a Hater Haters gonna hate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 For some reason, the Adidas campaign "There Will Be Haters" has really struck a nerve with me. I think it's just my general hatred for anyone who uses the word Hater(s). Are you so weak and insecure that you have to use this dehumanising blanket statement for anybody that dares have a different opinion than your own? Seems these days you're not allowed to have an opinion without being branded a Hater Used by shitebags to deflect from their scumbaggery. This guy kens the score: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sjc Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Can't the BBC send Sportsounds Derek Ferguson for elocution lessons. Even just the fcuking beginners course please! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Inconsistencies in pubs where the posters say Chelsea VS Man City but the blackboard (or should that be chalkboard?) says Chelsea V Man City. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Everyone involved with Albion Rovers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 John Terry and all smug b*****ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Can't the BBC send Sportsounds Derek Ferguson for elocution lessons. Even just the fcuking beginners course please! While they're at it they can buy the c**t a spirit level, he thinks that Starks Park has a slope, fucking erse that he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Can't the BBC send Sportsounds Derek Ferguson for elocution lessons. Even just the fcuking beginners course please! Sorry to Grammar Nazi, but It's spelt E-L-E-C-T-R-O-C-U-T-I-O-N. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Everyone involved with Albion Rovers Ooft. Didn't you boys have a big lead just a wee while ago? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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