Adam Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Either way, youre in for a leathering when Mrs M finishes her shift. I'd flee the country immediately. Edit: leathering, not lathering. She's always raging with me, makes little difference! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Why do shops only sell green bananas? I want one now, not in a week's time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 The latest Channel 4 things which have objects looking like a 4 from a certain angle. You do not get bits of cliff / balconies just floating in the air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Why do shops only sell green bananas? I want one now, not in a week's time.Or fun size fruit of any kind. I'm aware some people have fun with fruit, but it shouldn't be a selling point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 On the phone to the bank for 2 hours because my account was hacked by scumbags for 3k yesterday... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Some junkie/drunk just tried to rob the Asda delivery van then held up traffic by chasing a woman into the van and banging on the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I have to kill 45mins whilst my daughter is at ballet. So I have to sit by the beach and drink coffee. Winter is a bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I have to kill 45mins whilst my daughter is at ballet. So I have to sit by the beach and drink coffee. Winter is a bitch.yeah thanks man,We're in the middle of the biggest non - summer in history and you're posting "winter in auzzieland"pics. ..GTF -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I'm not able to drink between 9-1 today because I have to work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I have to kill 45mins whilst my daughter is at ballet. So I have to sit by the beach and drink coffee. Winter is a bitch. Bitch Plié 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 colon tattoos. Shudder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Semi colon tattoos. Jog one. ^^^^ tried to get one, ended up with a ¡ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 yeah thanks man, We're in the middle of the biggest non - summer in history and you're posting "winter in auzzieland"pics. ..GTF HAHA! WEATHER JOKES! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! RAIN! TEE HEEE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 The wean's sick, and he's given it to me. For the first time ever, I'm actually annoyed to be off work Judging by the wean's timeline, I'll be exploding from both ends tonight. Hold me, P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Not a fucking chance, m8. Fucks sake. You mean I'll have to get the wife to hold the bucket behind me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Fucks sake. You mean I'll have to get the wife to hold the bucket behind me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 We're a dedicated couple. I doubt either of us will be enjoying it, however. Some of you might remember my wife from such tales as, "the time I shat on my wife's leg and considered amputation". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 The wean's sick, and he's given it to me. For the first time ever, I'm actually annoyed to be off work Judging by the wean's timeline, I'll be exploding from both ends tonight. Hold me, P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Probably the right size as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Once again, judging by the wean last night, it'll end up shooting out at high pressure and killing someone on the street outside. I'm sure I'll be fine. I can't say the same for the lavvy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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