kerrdavidson95 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Getting a panini out of a sandwich shop which is bagged, then open it up to see all the contents fall out into the bag. I now have chicken/bacon/mayo on my fingers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Bought a pen online (no, not from penisland.net). What arrived was a plastic tube in a sealed bag of ink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Littering. I seem to have developed a rage for lazy b*****ds who litter. I saw a grown woman ( widn't) dump the remains of her chips on the ground and walk off. At least launch it at a posh car or something, but dropping it at your feet. Tink. I almost posted a similar thing last night when I saw somebody attempt to put something in a bin but missed and just walked off. Pretty much thinking "oh well, I tried not to litter, at least I tried". WTF is that all about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Only get 18 fags in a 20 deck now. Fucks that all about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Bought a pen online (no, not from penisland.net). What arrived was a plastic tube in a sealed bag of ink Aye but what was the health insurance quote like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Aye but what was the health insurance quote like? Shite; turned them down, but they sent the pen anyway. Been sick for the past few days, so I'm wondering if that was actually ink in the envelope 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Had heartburn on and off for four days. Today's been the worst yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 This. Anyone who calls Clyde 1 seems to be a total ned.The c***s who phone for a 'shout out Georgie boyyyy' during the GBX show on a Saturday night are the worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Brought my wee niece (5 yrs) to the Mariner Centre. Having a time trying to blow up a rubber ring. I thought I had quite a good lung capacity, judging by this clearly not! I am shocked and appalled no one here has offered to help you to practice blowing.... For Shame pnb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I am shocked and appalled no one here has offered to help you to practice blowing.... For Shame pnb Or made a suggestive remark about lungs and their capacity. This place is becoming too classy for my liking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Or made a suggestive remark about lungs and their capacity. This place is becoming too classy for my liking. its gone all upmarket and respectable.. Shocking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 We still haven't seen her tits yet. That might help. I assume perky, big n bouncy until pic proves me right/wrong.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I assume perky, big n bouncy until pic proves me right/wrong.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 These people that feel the need to fire up the barbecue after 10 minutes of sun. My neighbour must have had at least one a week since May. Utter taps aff behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 People who phone into the radio. Every single one of them is by definition, a complete c**t. I heard a lassie doing one of those crappy radio quizzes to win a tea bag or some shite, after getting the answer wrong she actually said "I'm no into music"???????????????????????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 These people that feel the need to fire up the barbecue after 10 minutes of sun. My neighbour must have had at least one a week since May. Utter taps aff behaviour. If you get friendly Wi the guy you might no need to make yer tea once a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Had heartburn on and off for four days. Today's been the worst yet.^^^Numbers up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Sweet pedro in my dead thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 People who phone into the radio. Every single one of them is by definition, a complete c**t. This stupid cow and her husband obviously get so wound up by Jason Cundy that rather than turn the radio off, they continually listen to his shows until they can take no more and phone in to tell him how shite they think he is. Silly bint: http://talksport.com/football/listen-youre-has-been-jason-cundy-gets-rinsed-brutal-caller-150802161042 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Scan type: Full scan Time elapsed: 06:40:14 Items scanned: 3849760 Screen greys out. (NOT RESPONDING) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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