Swarley Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I heard a lassie doing one of those crappy radio quizzes to win a tea bag or some shite, after getting the answer wrong she actually said "I'm no into music"Radio dj: which Spice Girl is married to David Beckham? Contestant: oh I know her, I can see her face, married to Becks, can't think of her name, is it Sugar Spice? Surprisingly the next caller got it right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Sweet pedro in my dead thread Update: I'm still alive. For now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Radio dj: which Spice Girl is married to David Beckham? Contestant: oh I know her, I can see her face, married to Becks, can't think of her name, is it Sugar Spice? Surprisingly the next caller got it right. Old Spice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 The moneysupermarket advert with the epic #epicbuilder, and indeed any marketing campaign by a company which deliberately attempts to engineer something to go viral. Especially when it's got a shite song in the background and it's played on every advert break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Stephen King is a dreadful audiobook reader. Decided to get the book of Bag of Bones rather than continue listening to him fail so badly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Programmes which do a bunch of 'earlier in the programme' scene repeat reminders. "Now back to Bristol where X & Y were having a bit of a problem...". That was only five minutes ago FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Going to Legoland tomorrow. Did Aberdeen go down with St Mirren? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Going to Legoland tomorrow. I'll take your place. I fucking love Legoland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Office snobs with their fake laughs and shit stained noses. f**k off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Ikea I'll take your place. I fucking love Legoland.This is what I thought Legoland is amazing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Going to Legoland tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 So what are the Legoland highlights I should be aiming for, P&B? If your family insist on going on the Land of the Vikings water ride, go on it just before you leave or buy a poncho from the vending machine - you get fucking soaked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Programmes which do a bunch of 'earlier in the programme' scene repeat reminders. "Now back to Bristol where X & Y were having a bit of a problem...". That was only five minutes ago FFS. Oft quoted, still relevant: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Absolutely boracic this month; wean just had his birthday. Can't even afford to get a frickin' haircut at the moment No doubt Mozza will know the feeling once he's finished at Legoland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 (edited) Oft quoted, still relevant: Never seen that before tbh, but yes, absolutely that! Eta: On an unrelated note, people who incorrectly refer to standard USB memory sticks as dongles. Edited August 4, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 19. You've been totally bumped. What brand are doing 18? I assume it's 18, it comes up on the till when I buy them. I smoke Sovereign Superkings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 People who spend more than they can afford on their kids' birthday presents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 People who spend more than they can afford. Fixed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 People who spend more than they can afford on their kids' birthday presents. Hey, I could afford it. Just not a haircut to go with them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Hey, I could afford it. Just not a haircut to go with them Should have bought the kid a junior barbers kit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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