Bert Raccoon Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 This "Get In The Sea" patter. Utter pish banter used by mouth breathing simpletons. Not surprised Philipy seems to have latched on to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 This "Get In The Sea" patter. Utter pish banter used by mouth breathing simpletons. Not surprised Philipy seems to have latched on to it. The original Get In The Sea twitter/Facebook is very good though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Bought a new white shirt maybe six weeks ago. The fucker is seemingly iron resistant. Three times I've went to wear it and twice I've given up as it still looked absolutely shite after at least 20 minutes worth of ironing. Was that seething with it tonight that I binned it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Social media in Dumfries going into full blown meltdown when Calvin Harris is spotted in the town. It's days like this, that I'm glad I don't have Facebook. This. I can mind seeing him walking past The Granary with his mum the last time he was here. I was at the other side of the road heading in the opposite direction. I've nothing against the guy and fair play to him for doing so well, but I wouldn't even cross the road to say hello to him (quite literally) as I don't really care. Pretty shocking though that the ITV website reported it today and yet I didn't read or view any info. about the incident on Tuesday. A Dumfries DJ visiting Dumfries is far more important news than any further information about the teenage boy falling off a bridge. Unreal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Three said my new phone would be here on the 5th August. It still isn't here. If I ever meet that purple monster p***k I'm going to kick him in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Asda guy has just been with the delivery and I am missing 5 different things. I noticed this 1 minute after their customer service place shut.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Bought a new white shirt maybe six weeks ago. The fucker is seemingly iron resistant. Three times I've went to wear it and twice I've given up as it still looked absolutely shite after at least 20 minutes worth of ironing. Was that seething with it tonight that I binned it. Iron it damp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I've emailed a company about a jacket. The Barbour site lists it as 47" chest in XL. They are almost £70 more expensive than this morsepoint site who upon replying to my request of pit to pit and drop on the jacket, have emailed the measurements in cm. what a shower of arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) Bought a new white shirt maybe six weeks ago. The fucker is seemingly iron resistant. Three times I've went to wear it and twice I've given up as it still looked absolutely shite after at least 20 minutes worth of ironing. Was that seething with it tonight that I binned it. Inexperienced ironer. Imo. Edited August 7, 2015 by Pars fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Footballers writing open letters to fans of the club they've just left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Yesterday I was listening g to the news when the lovely lady told me that Falkirk is the 2nd happiest place to live in Scotland. Just as I was thinking 'that's nice' I spot 2 neds knocking 7 shades of shite out of each other in the middle of the street in Larbert. Any win from living in the 2nd happiest place in Scotland quickly evaporated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I've emailed a company about a jacket. The Barbour site lists it as 47" chest in XL. They are almost £70 more expensive than this morsepoint site who upon replying to my request of pit to pit and drop on the jacket, have emailed the measurements in cm. what a shower of arseholes. I find Barbour sizing weird. I've got two from different ranges / collabs and though they're both XL they fit wildly differently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) Inexperienced ironer. Imo. I am a seasoned pro, I can assure you. Edited August 7, 2015 by Adam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I find Barbour sizing weird. I've got two from different ranges / collabs and though they're both XL they fit wildly differently. Barbour are probably just trolling the fatties that have to buy XL in the hope that they go and buy some other brand.* *How much am I pushing my luck with this fatty business btw? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 What I call "Toothpaste Shites". You'll know the ones. The kind where you squeeze and squeeze and feel it creeping out but not disconnecting even though you know there is one more lump there. So your only option is to start wiping and you end up with a clump of shite on your bog roll and still feel like you need a shite. Toothpaste Shites. They're a b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Barbour are probably just trolling the fatties that have to buy XL in the hope that they go and buy some other brand.* *How much am I pushing my luck with this fatty business btw? Oh I reckon it's just about reached its limit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 *awaits "just like your belt" response* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 *awaits "just like your belt" response* Damn.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 An older guy that sits near me at work does that throat clearing thing all day. It's getting on my fucking nerves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Went to the garage to wash the car. Stuck £4 in the machine and started to give it a hose down with a cold rinse, pressure goes mad and eventually its no more than a dribble. I pop in the garage to let the guy know and ask for my £4 back so I can use the other machine, apparently he can't give me the money and I need to go back at 5 when the manager is in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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