welshbairn Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Couple of pals are in Monte Carlo this weekend, meanwhile I'm visiting Peterhead. Life isn't fair, is it? You seem to spend a lot of time hanging around docks. Good money is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 When you turn on Jeremy Kyle and instead of getting to laugh at utter scumbags, he wheels out some "inspirational" disabled children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 When you turn on Jeremy Kyle and instead of getting to laugh at utter scumbags, he wheels out some "inspirational" disabled children. Were they wearing Celtic tops? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Couple of pals are in Monte Carlo this weekend, meanwhile I'm visiting Peterhead. Life isn't fair, is it? Who did your dad murder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Who did your dad murder? Slippery P. Oh wait, I might have read that with the emphasis in a different place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Talk Talk - posted on here a few pages back that they had messed my internet up. Week later and still no internet. Add to the fact that our personal information may have been stolen from them then it's fair to say that they are taking the fecking piss this week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Were they wearing Celtic tops? Don't know. I ejaculated pretty quickly and couldn't really be bothered watching after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 So called Flamin' Hot flavours. Never anything but disappointment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 When you turn on Jeremy Kyle and instead of getting to laugh at utter scumbags, he wheels out some "inspirational" disabled children.Was raging at this this morning too. His over the top sincerity when talking to them is nauseating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 (edited) Who did your dad murder? There is other offences for inmates at Peterheed Hoi Markie Mark no need for that comment. Edited October 23, 2015 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 You didnt do that as well? Quite a character you're turning out to be Slippery. f**k you Mozza, I was clearly speaking about another posters Dad. Big Mouth, whens this meeting happening. Let me have first deck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 When you're giving information to someone who'se filling in a form, and their response to every other answer you give them is "not a problem". I KNOW it's not a problem, and I couldn't care less if it was one anyway - just take the information down and shuttit! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 No crimes committed, I just find prices are cheaper at the harbours... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 f**k you Mozza, I was clearly speaking about another posters Dad. Big Mouth, whens this meeting happening. Let me have first deck. He never shows up m8. I think he's hiding in one of the closies on the Provie Rd though, watching me, and getting some bizarre sexual kick out of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Three fat girls in front of you going down the stairs at 0.00001 mph as they check the goss on their phones, because the intense excitement of their online social life is just too good to wait until they get to the bottom of the stairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Three fat girls in front of you going down the stairs at 0.00001 mph as they check the goss on their phones, because the intense excitement of their online social life is just too good to wait until they get to the bottom of the stairs. As you sure they're not just slow because they are fat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I've hurt me lower back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 You also seem to have caught Yorkshireitis. You're a reight tyke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 You also seem to have caught Yorkshireitis. Give over! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I've hurt me lower back.There's not much right with you these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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