StewartyMac Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 "Mmmm, wonder what'll happen if I drink this?"- Maddie McCann. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossC93 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Have to deliver a presentation first thing tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 "Mmmm, wonder what'll happen if I drink this?"- Maddie McCann. "Are you sure this is just Calpol, mummy?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 "Skool is four loosers" - Number One Wasp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Stoke, 5 away goals all season, typical one of them does my coupon in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Sorry to interrupt this hilarious quoting thing above me, but one of my pals is doing my absolue box in. She phones me, out of the blue, and started rabbiting away. I must have seem disinterested and she said, "Oh, didn't realise you were sleeping, it doesn't matter". I texted back saying, look, I really couldn't be arsed talking to you on the phone and that I wasn't sleeping. Well this must have awoken the beast. Getting a barage of texts calling me a liar, no gooder, basically that I'm scum for lying to her over one fucking phoen call. What a complete nut job. Then she brings it back to her dad leaving her or some pish. I mean, how melodramatic can one person be? Jesus joany. Must be her periods or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Must be her periods or something. you should say this to her, maybe in a text, it'll probably calm her down when she sees that she is being irrational. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Sorry to interrupt this hilarious quoting thing above me, but one of my pals is doing my absolue box in. She phones me, out of the blue, and started rabbiting away. I must have seem disinterested and she said, "Oh, didn't realise you were sleeping, it doesn't matter". I texted back saying, look, I really couldn't be arsed talking to you on the phone and that I wasn't sleeping. Well this must have awoken the beast. Getting a barage of texts calling me a liar, no gooder, basically that I'm scum for lying to her over one fucking phoen call. What a complete nut job. Then she brings it back to her dad leaving her or some pish. I mean, how melodramatic can one person be? Jesus joany. Must be her periods or something. Try living with thirteen of the fuckers like I do at uni. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 you should say this to her, maybe in a text, it'll probably calm her down when she sees that she is being irrational. Gt in touch whn th paintrs hv lft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 I wish my flatmate would turn his music down. I don't want to hear his danced up versions of chart music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 "I was watching an England game the other day, and some guy had taken the time to stitch the words 'GO HOME ASYLUM SEEKERS' onto a Union Jack. How bizarre is that? You're into racism and embroidery?!" No Russell Howard, this didn't actually happen did it? Almost all of his anecdotes are about a racist/homophobe/sexist* getting their comeuppance. *delete as applicable* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 The choice of razor blades ,which all claim to be "The Best A Man Can Have" until the next ones are launched . Single,double ,triple ,quadruple blades..where will it all end ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 The choice of razor blades ,which all claim to be "The Best A Man Can Have" until the next ones are launched . Single,double ,triple ,quadruple blades..where will it all end ?? It won't! 5 blades? 6 blades!? SEVEN BLADES!? It's madness! Madness, I tells ya! Ludicrous, so it is! It won't end until the world does! But that's coming! It's coming! The end! THE END! Or it's just razors. Whatevs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 The choice of razor blades ,which all claim to be "The Best A Man Can Have" until the next ones are launched . Single,double ,triple ,quadruple blades..where will it all end ?? They'll go back to saying that one blade is the best sooner or later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Poker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Poker. You sound like you have a bit of a problem, to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 You sound like you have a bit of a problem, to be honest. I have had the past few days since I started again. No poker from now on tho. Uninstalled from all computers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 His problem is that he's shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I have just broke my bed . One of the little wooden things that hold the mattress snapped. Right in the middle aswell, rather uncormftable. 2 seats? Broken bed? Fats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 His problem is that he's shite. Certainly at poker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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