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Just had to do the shuffle of shame between cubicles as I never noticed a disticnt lack of toilet paper before I started!!mad.gifmad.gifmad.gif

You dont give a public toilet a wipe before you take up your starting position?

Some people dont have a great aim and have dirty bums you know.

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Just had to do the shuffle of shame between cubicles as I never noticed a disticnt lack of toilet paper before I started!!mad.gifmad.gifmad.gif

Quick update - toilet roll now replenished but bulb has since blown in that cubicle, not ideal.

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It's just on the BBC news here now, Nick. Nigh on shit a brick when they said they were from Nelson.

Ah yeah that's right you used to live round these parts for a while didn't you?

I noticed yesterday on my way home from work there were loads & loads of people down a couple of the streets so I guessed something was happening (funeral or celebration) - I had no idea it would be news quite so shocking.

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Girlfriend phones me out of the blue:

Me: "Hello?"

Her: "Aw, hiya."

Me: "err..."

Her: "Hi."

Me: "What is it?"

Attention all male species: never, ever answer your phone like this. But she's fine now, she knows better. cool.gif

So why did the daft bint phone you?

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f**k knows, I'd texted her about something not that important, but her wanting to know everything straight away, decided to phone me. I fucking hate using the phone as well.

Change yer number, don't tell her and go out on the lash for 5 days.

Only way she'll learn.

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