Swarley Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Beat me to it You were going to shag welshbairn's girlfriend by the sink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 The Ting Tings. I thought we were done with these people, but they've returned in several heavily-rotated advertisement campaigns over the course of the summer. It's beyond a fucking joke, and I'm developing a facial tic that kicks in whenever I hear that whiny bitch complain about things not being her name. The priests in exorcism movies are always badgering the demon for its name - I'm thinking that this is no coincidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Their début album 'We Started Nothing' is one of my favourite débuts in the past decade. It's an utterly fantastic pop album. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Their début album 'We Started Nothing' is one of my favourite débuts in the past decade. It's an utterly fantastic pop album. I also find the lead singer very pumpable even though she looks like she may have some sort of palsy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 She would have after I'd finished with her. Bellsend Palsy. I'll be using that chat up line tonight down the pub, cheers Mozza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 She would have after I'd finished with her. Bellsend Palsy. Outstanding work, sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Bamboozle moved from 450 to 150 as well. Rotters! Bamboozle is now on 390 Here a link http://www.teletextholidays.co.uk/Holidays/Travel/Bamboozle%20Quiz#/bamboozle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 There's fucking wasps everywhere. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 There's fucking wasps everywhere. That's all that wasp porn you're watching 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Bamboozle is now on 390 Here a link http://www.teletextholidays.co.uk/Holidays/Travel/Bamboozle%20Quiz#/bamboozle Pretty neat. #retro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 BBC bringing back that tax dodging auld git Wogan, years after they spent Christ-knows how much giving the big 'retirement' farewell all over radio and TV. Whenever I hear his b*****d ol' Blarney Stone voice I feel like chucking the radio oot the windae........(in reality, I just turn the thing off. ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Commonwealth Fucking Games legacy? I went to watch the triathlon at Strathclyde Park the other week and probably ended up with a worse injury than any of the athletes. I went on one of those inflatables with the two channels where you tie a bungee cord around yourself and race someone to see who can get the furthest. I thought I was being a smart arse by getting right to the end and sticking my bean bag to the velcro on the middle wall and celebrating momentarily before getting pulled back at a ridiculous rate of knots and bending my pinky all the way back as I fell back. The resultant stave was fucking agony. Just as I thought that it might have been getting slightly better and that I might not have done any long term injury like I first feared, I decided to climb up, then fall off the Commonwealth Games sign in George Square on Saturday night and instinctively proceeded to use the injured hand to break my fall. The pain hasn't subsided all week and I'm now convinced I've broken it. Shove your legacy up your arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Commonwealth Fucking Games legacy? I went to watch the triathlon at Strathclyde Park the other week and probably ended up with a worse injury than any of the athletes. I went on one of those inflatables with the two channels where you tie a bungee cord around yourself and race someone to see who can get the furthest. I thought I was being a smart arse by getting right to the end and sticking my bean bag to the velcro on the middle wall and celebrating momentarily before getting pulled back at a ridiculous rate of knots and bending my pinky all the way back as I fell back. The resultant stave was fucking agony. Just as I thought that it might have been getting slightly better and that I might not have done any long term injury like I first feared, I decided to climb up, then fall off the Commonwealth Games sign in George Square on Saturday night and instinctively proceeded to use the injured hand to break my fall. The pain hasn't subsided all week and I'm now convinced I've broken it. Shove your legacy up your arse. I am trying very hard to stifle uncontrollable laughter. I never realised that 'Fuckwittery' was an official CG legacy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 The only legacy I can think of it is there's now a few more female athletes for the wankbank that we didn't know about before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 The only legacy I can think of it is there's now a few more female athletes for the wankbank that we didn't know about before. ^^ Jo Pavey fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 ^^ Jo Pavey fan. Don't even try and tell me for one solitary second that you "widn't" ... you randy old sausage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Don't even try and tell me for one solitary second that you "widn't" ... you randy old sausage. She's a bit short in the breast dept. and certainly not the bonniest but a nice personality and I like her long legs. Aye, OK...................wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 She's a bit short in the breast dept. and certainly not the bonniest but a nice personality and I like her long legs. Aye, OK...................wid. There's quite a few wids running, jumping & standing still at the European Athletics Championship in Zurich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 It costs nothing to reserve a train seat so get organised and get the f**k out of my seat. Don't moan about it either. Second train related rant is a big fat family of 2 fat adults and 5 fat children screaming at each other at Buchanan st station not knowing if they were meant to be on inner on outer and barging past folk on the stairs to catch the train when there will literally be a 5 minute wait to the next one. This is pretty high level fuckwittery but just to make it worse the fatties were going to st enochs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 There's quite a few wids running, jumping & standing still at the European Athletics Championship in Zurich. I might stand a chance with the ones standing still. Who am I kidding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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