Dee Man Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 No idea we'll ask Dee Man when he gets sent there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 As with burglars, I understand there are sexual deviants who get their kicks from leaving a wee jobby on other people's car seats. So I understand Now there's a thought. Do you think skitters in the sunroof will learn them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Now there's a thought. Do you think skitters in the sunroof will learn them? Debatable, but thanks for giving me a great title for my first album 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Is the Discovery still seaworthy? Like a seafaring City Car Club it should be available for Dundonians when they need to hit the high seas. What better way for Dee Man to 'reprazent' Yes City down under than to arrive in Captain Scott's boat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 PTTGOYN - arseholes that lock their cars on ferries. Do they think someone's going to nick it? Surrounded by car alarms and my head's splitting Doubtful but chances are most people do it without thinking as its a force of habit to lock your doors when leaving the car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Is the Discovery still seaworthy? Like a seafaring City Car Club it should be available for Dundonians when they need to hit the high seas. What better way for Dee Man to 'reprazent' Yes City down under than to arrive in Captain Scott's boat? If it's not then the Unicorn should be an option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I'm getting picked up to go to a meal with workmates tonight I told the girl where I stayed, how to get there and that it was near the COOP. She's 25 minutes late because she couldn't remember and rather than phone me just made a random guess. I fucking hate my colleagues 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 She's now admitted she's given up and asked me to get a taxi.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I told the girl where I stayed, how to get there and that it was near the COOP. Give the hen a break, you might get a guilt fcuk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 She's now admitted she's given up and asked me to get a taxi.... I don't think she can have any complaints if you knock her out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Sorry to say but she was never picking you up. Are you really ugly by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 ^^^ Wore eau de chloroform for nothing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Sorry to say but she was never picking you up. Are you really ugly by any chance? She's 10x worse mate, if anything she's punching As compensation she ended up paying my share of the bill so silver lining and all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I mind as a child going to FineFare with the parental and there were empty boxes for your shopping. We'd drive home in my dad's VW Scirocco and I'd smoke Silk Cut in the back. Halcyon days. Did you upgrade to Senior Service when you started high school? NB: I've no idea if Senior Service was a particularly high tar cigarette, never having been a smoker myself. If not, please insert your favourite high-risk cancer stick from the olden days. Thanks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I'm getting picked up to go to a meal with workmates tonight I told the girl where I stayed, how to get there and that it was near the COOP. She's 25 minutes late because she couldn't remember and rather than phone me just made a random guess. Whit? She just turned up at a random house and hoped you were there? Did she bring the occupants with her? Only fair considering she'd interrupted their evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 (edited) Whit? She just turned up at a random house and hoped you were there? Did she bring the occupants with her? Only fair considering she'd interrupted their evening. She told me she drove past my house originally and ended up on a street similar to mine before admitting defeat and asking for my address again before saying she was struggling and asked if I could get a taxi. Edited May 1, 2015 by mizfit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Cover songs used for adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Did you upgrade to Senior Service when you started high school? NB: I've no idea if Senior Service was a particularly high tar cigarette, never having been a smoker myself. If not, please insert your favourite high-risk cancer stick from the olden days. Thanks! Kensistas Club my good man, so I could save the coupons and get my dear old ma a kettle for Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Did you upgrade to Senior Service when you started high school? NB: I've no idea if Senior Service was a particularly high tar cigarette, never having been a smoker myself. If not, please insert your favourite high-risk cancer stick from the olden days. Thanks! My dad used to smoke them and I believe they were second only to Capstan Full Strengths in the f**k you up stakes. They were about £11 for 20 the last time I noticed them in a shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Kensistas Club my good man, so I could save the coupons and get my dear old ma a kettle for Christmas. I used to save those coupons as well. I changed over to Superkings when they ran a competition to win a top of the range car for life. There was a few decent motors of the time, audis and granadas etc that were up for grabs. They said that you would get a brand new top of the range model every 3 years for the rest of your life. Bored now and sleep deprived so I think I will go digging to see if any of the winners are still getting their cars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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