Swarley Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 "What are you up to?" "Oh just reading some pish on Pie and Bovrils" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 In the same way the number of people that ask for a 'bottle of Millers' in pub, Anyone who asks for either Miller or Millers in a pub is a fucking peasant. Even if its literally the only thing they have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Anyone who asks for either Miller or Millers in a pub is a fucking peasant. Even if its literally the only thing they have. Agree, Bad enough they ask for it.....but then they can't even get the bloody name right. Should be an instant barring offence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 People in supermarkets who put their trolly lengthways, against the isle, thereby blocking others (me) from getting near products. Hangings too good for em' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 I hate it when people read my phone or lap top to see what I'm doing. Mostly it's because I'm on here mid post: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 This thread has reminded me, I'll need to buy some more jeans from Burtons soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 People who leave their trolleys perpendicular to the shelves, blocking the aisle. People who leave their trolleys across the middle of the aisle while they dither about over whatever rubbish they plan on firing down the porcelain throne the next day. People who block the entire aisle while discussing pressing issues of state with the braindead friend they've not seen in, ooh, at least two hours. People who moan about what losers like themselves get up to in supermarkets with their wheeled metal cages of future faecal matter. People. Me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) People who leave their trolleys perpendicular to the shelves, blocking the aisle. People who leave their trolleys across the middle of the aisle while they dither about over whatever rubbish they plan on firing down the porcelain throne the next day. People who block the entire aisle while discussing pressing issues of state with the braindead friend they've not seen in, ooh, at least two hours. People who moan about what losers like themselves get up to in supermarkets with their wheeled metal cages of future faecal matter. People. Me I'm not a people person. What's quite bizarre is that my job, which includes selling to the public, brings me into contact with new people every day and based on our success I must be reasonably good at my job. I find that a conundrum. However if I could avoid folk I generally would. I dislike when I'm on holiday and someone tries to strike up a conversation with me, usually about something totally irrelevant or trivial. It's different if it's an attractive woman but very rarely have attractive women have ever tried to start a conversation with me. I really don't blame them. Edited January 20, 2016 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 It's not really petty, it's fucking atrocious behaviour. We have one microwave in the office and people put their stuff in for 2 minutes then f**k off for 10. I just took this woman's stuff out and put mine in. She is now moaning that she puts it on for 2 stirs it and then puts it on for 2 again. Well don't f**k off half way through then. I'm utterly seething 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 The vast majority of people in supermarkets are utter c***s who should not be trusted with a trolley. I firmly believe there should be a test carried out and you should be licenced to enter a supermarket. Once you've passed that test, only then are you allowed entry. Criteria to include but not be limited to: Being ready to pay when the cashier tells you the amount putting your trolley at the bottom of the bagging area so people on the other checkout can pass you Not blocking the entrance/exit with three of your moronic friends and their trolleys to discuss the weather or any other shite Not blocking aisles with three of your moronic friends and their trolleys to discuss the weather or any other shite Looking where you are going with a trolley Having everything you need when you get too the checkout, and not doing a last minute dash whilst your stuff is on the belt. Exiting when you have paid and not stand at the bottom of the checkouts with three of your moronic friends and their trolleys to discuss the weather or any other shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 You guys need to consider home delivery if possible as going to the supermarket with a trolley is frustrating as f**k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) There is genuinely a majority of the people who frequent my local Asda who are unable to use a trolley. The people who leave it in the middle of an aisle and go away to do something else (because clearly they're no longer as interested in shopping as they were originally), how do these people exist? How can anyone be stupid enough to think this is acceptable behaviour? Edited January 20, 2016 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Are you saying people get a trolley half full up and then leave it and go home because they have lost interest in the weekly shop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 No. People that have a trolley which the leave in the middle of an aisle (and it is always directly in the middle of the floor) and f**k off to go and look at something else somewhere in the shop. Scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 It's not really petty, it's fucking atrocious behaviour. We have one microwave in the office and people put their stuff in for 2 minutes then f**k off for 10. I just took this woman's stuff out and put mine in. She is now moaning that she puts it on for 2 stirs it and then puts it on for 2 again. Well don't f**k off half way through then. I'm utterly seething There are 3 microwaves in my office. Most people use 2 main in the canteen, everyone forgets about the wee secret one on the other side of our floor. utterly glorious as im in and out without this shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 It's not really petty, it's fucking atrocious behaviour. We have one microwave in the office and people put their stuff in for 2 minutes then f**k off for 10. I just took this woman's stuff out and put mine in. She is now moaning that she puts it on for 2 stirs it and then puts it on for 2 again. Well don't f**k off half way through then. I'm utterly seething Tell her f**k off and then throw her lunch off the wall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 The vast majority of people in supermarkets are utter c***s who should not be trusted with a trolley. I firmly believe there should be a test carried out and you should be licenced to enter a supermarket. Once you've passed that test, only then are you allowed entry. Criteria to include but not be limited to: Being ready to pay when the cashier tells you the amount putting your trolley at the bottom of the bagging area so people on the other checkout can pass you Not blocking the entrance/exit with three of your moronic friends and their trolleys to discuss the weather or any other shite Not blocking aisles with three of your moronic friends and their trolleys to discuss the weather or any other shite Looking where you are going with a trolley Having everything you need when you get too the checkout, and not doing a last minute dash whilst your stuff is on the belt. Exiting when you have paid and not stand at the bottom of the checkouts with three of your moronic friends and their trolleys to discuss the weather or any other shite Add to that list the absolute scum that allow their children to get stuck into food before paying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Add to that list the absolute scum that allow their children to get stuck into food before paying Absolutely. Especially when it's something charged by weight. Oh he's ate the banana, just charge me for it. HOW THE f**k CAN THEY!? I hate people in supermarkets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 People who eat/drink stuff before paying for it are invariably the sort of utter oddballs who make a great deal of noise in doing so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 One more thing learned from the great world that is Pie and Bovril: PnBers don't like shopping. Chill folks FWIW my biggest annoyance in supermarkets (mostly Tesco) is when you are being served by someone who is having a conversation with a co-worker. Don't get me wrong, I don't care if the cashier/assistant scans my items and doesn't utter a word to me; that's acceptable. But to speak to someone else while dealing with me is extremely fucking rude, especially if they've not so much as acknowledged me and have just been speaking with their colleague the whole time. Self-service checkouts: one of the best initiatives ever! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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