Mark Connolly Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Charity muggers. The same 3 folk stand in the area next to my work and everyday when I go out of the building for meetings etc they catch me and likewise when I'm going back in. Fucking annoying, how many times do they need told - I happily give to charity but not to random c***s on the street - I set up the direct debits myself when I decide I want to, no being guilt tripped by arseholes calling me 'darling' one even started walking up the street with me! There's one who stands inside WH Smith on Sauchiehall Street, but still shouts "Help the Brain Tumour Charity" at full volume any time anyone passes him. Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Shelter seem particularly bad for this in the Forth Valley. Terrible faux-mateyness and following people who clearly aren't interested. If they aren't on commission, they're seriously misguided with their used car dealer approach. Who gives their bank details to a stranger on the street anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Where i was, Unicef were worse than double glazing salesman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) Staff in fast-food joints who are programmed to regurgitate a series of fixed questions regardless of the response you give. I'm exaggerating for effect here, but still. Call centre staff are just as bad.Phoned my catalogue a few years ago to place an order. Once through and whilst waiting on my order "being processed. "We have a couple of offers on your account sir" 1st 1 is the England top. "I'm Scottish mate" 2nd 1 is the England tracksuit. "Still Scottish bud" Edited January 29, 2016 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Who gives their bank details to a stranger on the street anyway? Aw, and I thought that you and me were pals BFTD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Aw, and I thought that you and me were pals BFTD. Like I telt you, 50p for a cup of tea is fine, but setting up a direct debit is just pushing things a wee bit. I do admire your chutzpah, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 In a similar vein, some bint in the Overgate shopping centre asked me 5 times if I wanted Sky TV in the space of about half an hour (ie walking back and forth between shops). The place wasnt exactly heaving. Surely she would have remembered my debonair looks and long flowing golden locks. She was a wid not, before anyone asks. Ginger lassie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) The rule is you stay in for two goals? Always has been when I've played certainlyNae. Always been one with the group I play with (fnarr). I am a ground breaking trend setter, of course. (circa 120 minutes until kick off) Edit : Fuckedit. 180 minutes! Edited January 29, 2016 by Deeboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 The rule is you stay in for two goals? Always has been when I've played certainly But that doesn't always work. If your team is pumping the other one then someone should volunteer after a reasonable time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 In a similar vein, some bint in the Overgate shopping centre asked me 5 times if I wanted Sky TV in the space of about half an hour (ie walking back and forth between shops). The place wasnt exactly heaving. Surely she would have remembered my debonair looks and long flowing golden locks. She was a wid not, before anyone asks. Aye the same b*****ds followed me halfway up offering me all sort of discounts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) Aye.I work in Dundee house and have to go to the underground car park at least once a day. She must remember me, fucking boot.Having said that I'm impressed by your high standards. 3 am in the Vu I might. Edited January 29, 2016 by invergowrie arab 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 In a similar vein, some bint in the Overgate shopping centre asked me 5 times if I wanted Sky TV in the space of about half an hour (ie walking back and forth between shops). The place wasnt exactly heaving. Surely she would have remembered my debonair looks and long flowing golden locks. She was a wid not, before anyone asks. Never imagined that you looked like Flash Gordon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Aye. She's not really a ginger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Never imagined that you looked like Flash Gordon. Mozzas Alive?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Was out on the piss last night for my birthday, was up at 6am this morning for a 14 hour shift. Absolutely exhausted but in typical fashion I'm in bed wide awake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Of course. 1 isn't enough. As I've seen myself in goal, shot been taken and goes into the net. 1 shot 1 goal and I'm out already? Nah 2 is the way of it. If you concede in the first minute of going in then you should be offering to stay in anyway unless you're a shitebag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 I agree. So just stay in for two goals ? Problem solved As long as people are willing to change after a bit of time, as you can end up in for ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Leaving someone in goals for a prolonged spell, just because they haven't conceded a set number of goals is pish behaviour. Thankfully the guys I play with are always more than happy to take shot about in goal. Probably more to do with their level of fitness than anything else, but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 As a goalie and fat I'm happy to take as much time in goals as possible, only really go out when other folk need a breather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Absolute stinker of a hangover today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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