Swarley Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 .... There have been cases reported of shop assistants saying that lottery tickets are not winners and then cashing them in themselves....Has there? Urban myths you read on Facebook masquerading as facts for this pish ** feel free to post links to a dozen stories proving me a doubting twat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Has there? Urban myths you read on Facebook masquerading as facts for this pish * * feel free to post links to a dozen stories proving me a doubting twat! http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2015/12/08/police-bp-cashier-stole-winning-lottery-ticket/76970632/ http://www.kaieteurnewsonline.com/2010/09/21/clerk-tries-to-steal-winning-lotto-ticket-from-72-year-old/ 154,000 results on google. They got that in Ozland yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 c**t's just sat opposite me on the train and got out a plastic lidded cup with his breakfast in it! Sitting here alongside honest hardworking commuters eating his choccy hoop hoops! Lazy fucking b*****d should get out of his wanking chariot five minutes earlier the manky c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 The word "vaping". And indeed, vaping itself, especially the vapers that produce a massive cloud of...whatever it is... Vaping inside buildings, and then staring with menace at anyone that looks disapprovingly. Indeed. It doesn't help when the majority of folk who smoke them look like total dickheads. There is a smugness about them, as if they are somehow better than smokers. I always feel like saying to younger folk who had them "Look at me. I don't have a vapour cig as I wasn't fucking stupid enough to ever smoke in the first place ya cock. I am superior than you!" I reckon us non-smokers should be allowed some kind of item to show we are non-smokers and any time one of these tossers pull out* their vapour cig we trump it with ours. Dickheads. * Pull it out? As if it's ever away. They need to ensure the world knows they have one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Has there? Urban myths you read on Facebook masquerading as facts for this pish * * feel free to post links to a dozen stories proving me a doubting twat! I'm not into Facebook and wouldn't know/not interested in getting on it. I may have exagerated the number of instances of this type of fraud for dramatic effect but I have read of a couple of cases in UK where this has happened. Thanks to SlipperyP for his links which suggest that this is no urban myth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Probably your own camper van, to be replaced with a sign saying "Get your free ipad here kids" Is it rammed to the hilt with lecky blankets? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2015/12/08/police-bp-cashier-stole-winning-lottery-ticket/76970632/ http://www.kaieteurnewsonline.com/2010/09/21/clerk-tries-to-steal-winning-lotto-ticket-from-72-year-old/ 154,000 results on google. They got that in Ozland yet. They have yes and I'd hazard a guess every single resident understands what the search result number means 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I'm not into Facebook and wouldn't know/not interested in getting on it. I may have exagerated the number of instances of this type of fraud for dramatic effect but I have read of a couple of cases in UK where this has happened. Thanks to SlipperyP for his links which suggest that this is no urban myth. I've told you a million times to stop exaggerating! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) I've posted this before, but it continues to infuriate me; the way Americans pronounce 'herbs'. Just where the f**k do they get 'urhbs' from?! Why do they think that's an acceptable way to pronounce it? It makes people sound like the thickest fucks in the world when they say it. Also the term 'Brexit'. Edited February 26, 2016 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I've posted this before, but it continues to infuriate me; the way Americans pronounce 'herbs'. Just where the f**k do they get 'urhbs' from?! Why do they think that's an acceptable way to pronounce it? It makes people sound like the thickest fucks in the world when they say it. Also the term 'Brexit'. I suppose they took it from the French, where they'd drop the h. See also envelope pronounce onvelope. You're right though it grates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Rugby. People speaking about rugby. Mention of rugby on the radio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Rugby. People speaking about rugby. Mention of rugby on the radio. Bullied by the Harris rugby boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Rugby. People speaking about rugby. Mention of rugby on the radio. I liked playing rugby at school and for Dunfermline u12-16. Never knew the rules, just got told to go out and punch folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) See also envelope pronounce onvelope. You're right though it grates. On the subject of pronunciation, folk who say definitely as 'Defin-eht-lay'. Epic fail on so many levels. Rugby. People speaking about rugby. Mention of rugby on the radio. Folk who have never been to a club rugby game complaining about the quality of the national team. Edited February 26, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 On the subject of pronunciation, folk who say definitely as 'Defin-eht-lay'. Epic fail at so many levels. I blame Charlie Nicholas. He was the first person I'd heard saying it, back in the mid-late 90s Scotsport. A generation of youngsters picked it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Buggered by the Harris rugby boys. FTFY Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Two people, always teenagers, standing in two separate queues side by side (McDonalds/Ikea etc) and waiting to see which will be served first, with the other jumping across to join the quicker queue at the final moment. It enrages me on many levels and makes me concerned for the future of mankind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 c**t's just sat opposite me on the train and got out a plastic lidded cup with his breakfast in it! Sitting here alongside honest hardworking commuters eating his choccy hoop hoops! Lazy fucking b*****d should get out of his wanking chariot five minutes earlier the manky c**t. Strange one.It probably takes longer to prepare this beastly breakfast than it would to just have a bowl of cereal in the fucking house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Is he eating them dry? Was the milk in it previously? He's either eating dry cereal, cereal with warm milk or extremely soggy cereal. And looking a tit in the process. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Two people, always teenagers, standing in two separate queues side by side (McDonalds/Ikea etc) and waiting to see which will be served first, with the other jumping across to join the quicker queue at the final moment. It enrages me on many levels and makes me concerned for the future of mankind. This is the sole reason that Walmart generally sell guns n ammo just after the main checkout area! IKEA, up your game ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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