Granny Danger Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: Just saw this. This is a big PTTGOYN of mine. You can make and eat a bowl of Corn Flakes/Rice Krispies/Weetabix etc in about 4 minutes. These people are always the same people who are constantly late for work. f**k knows what they actually do when they get up in the morning. Presumably they do the 'takes me 15 mins to get to work so I'll set my alarm for 20 mins before I start work' thing. Sub-human, pond life scum IMO. In my last house my journey to work included a short stretch of dual carriageway. You would see the same drivers bombing past at 45mph on this 30mph bit of road at least a two or three times every week. I concluded that these were the guys who couldn't get out of their beds in the morning and had to rush to work. As others have said set your alarm five minutes earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 2 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: The woman that sits nearest to me at work lives closest to work, about a 15min walk, Every other morning she walks in 10 or 15 mins late. I drive 34 miles and can make it on time 99% of the time............LEAVE THE HOUSE EARLIER YA DAFT BINT. Yes, but if you oversleep by fifteen minutes you have 34 miles to make up the time. If she oversleeps by fifteen minutes, she's had it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Reporting Scotland weather forecasts where they give island names dots alongside town names, as if Hoy is a settlement on a specific bit of Hoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 I enjoy Hedgecutter's posts. They are the P&B equivalent of Weir's Way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Apologies if I'm repeating myself here - I know I've posted this before but I don't think it was here. Anyway... Clicking on a link as a web page finishes loading, only for an advert to appear at the very last second which shoves everything down the screen and you find you've clicked on something entirely different... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 19 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I enjoy Hedgecutter's posts. They are the P&B equivalent of Weir's Way. If there was no such thing as buses his post count would half overnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: If there was no such thing as buses his post count would half overnight. Hedgecutter: Catching The Bus, So You Don't Have To 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Apologies if I'm repeating myself here - I know I've posted this before but I don't think it was here. Anyway... Clicking on a link as a web page finishes loading, only for an advert to appear at the very last second which shoves everything down the screen and you find you've clicked on something entirely different... This is fucking irritating beyond belief. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 5 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: The woman that sits nearest to me at work lives closest to work, about a 15min walk, Every other morning she walks in 10 or 15 mins late. I drive 34 miles and can make it on time 99% of the time............LEAVE THE HOUSE EARLIER YA DAFT BINT. Is there a manager? He/she seems to be the problem, in not addressing her timekeeping...it's not you is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 You can now "tip" twitch streamers by ordering them food. Fucking people are starving all over the world and now you can just give random dickheads on the internet free food for playing videogames 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkirkyabass Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Nizzy is a petty thing that gets on my nerves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, EdgarusQPFC said: You can now "tip" twitch streamers by ordering them food. Fucking people are starving all over the world and now you can just give random dickheads on the internet free food for playing videogames Meh. You've been able to give money to randoms just for taking their clothes off for ages. (willing to accept pizza for keeping mine on, BTW) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Nizzy is a petty thing that gets on my nerves #keeppushing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 15 hours ago, GordonD said: Yes, but if you oversleep by fifteen minutes you have 34 miles to make up the time. If she oversleeps by fifteen minutes, she's had it. 3 times a week, and she admits it just because she can't get and isn't a morning person. Have you tried making up 15 minutes on the A947 road of death. Not possible. 11 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Is there a manager? He/she seems to be the problem, in not addressing her timekeeping...it's not you is it? Boss is a late start as single mum and kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 You can now "tip" twitch streamers by ordering them food. Fucking people are starving all over the world and now you can just give random dickheads on the internet free food for playing videogames I hear you...these fucking starving folk that won't even play video games to earn their crust! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Managers continually saying "the football club" in interviews. We know its a fucking football club. Just say the club. Lee Dixon is that you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 The biker that decided to 'get off' his machine at 40mph and allow it to smash into the front of my car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Tell me you've got a dashcam, Biggie. Sorry to come over all Mumsnet, but I presume everyone was OK? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Just now, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: The biker that decided to 'get off' his machine at 40mph and allow it to smash into the front of my car. Were you in it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: The biker that decided to 'get off' his machine at 40mph and allow it to smash into the front of my car. Does the biker look like one of Smudger's victims? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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