Miguel Sanchez Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Vapogender: a gender that sort of feels like smoke; can be seen on a shallow level but once you go deeper, it disappears and you are left with no gender and only tiny wisps of what you thought it was I wonder how many people took the piss and submitted something made up to this list 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 54 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Vapogender: a gender that sort of feels like smoke; can be seen on a shallow level but once you go deeper, it disappears and you are left with no gender and only tiny wisps of what you thought it was I wonder how many people took the piss and submitted something made up to this list I honestly hope so, cause the idea that there are muppets out their who would claim that to be their gender scares the hell out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 4 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Actually, come to think of it. Adama's gender All man. So say we all. Pure sex, i dunno if there is a way to get more man into a single human body, oh wait 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Just now, EdgarusQPFC said: Pure sex, i dunno if there is a way to get more man into a single human body, oh wait I've just wapped it out on the train. If I get the tin pail then on your head be it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: I've just wapped it out on the train. If I get the tin pail then on your head be it. Nah man, all you gotta say is "Adama" and they will understand and let you be 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Big Bill Adama! Top lad. Shags the MILFY president, a cylon for a best pal and commander of the fleet. Top boy all round 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Enjoys a drink too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Vapogender: a gender that sort of feels like smoke; can be seen on a shallow level but once you go deeper, it disappears and you are left with no gender and only tiny wisps of what you thought it was I wonder how many people took the piss and submitted something made up to this list Of couse gender's not a binary thing, but some of those have got to be wind-ups: Caelgender: a gender which shares qualities with outer space or has the aesthetic of space, stars, nebulas, etc. = bit of a space cadet. Surgender: having a gender that is 100% one gender but with more of another gender added on top of that A lot of footballers must be this one, as they seem to love "Giving it 110%" I think whoever made that list up must identify as temporogender, which is a new one I made up for a gender which has the quality of having too much fucking time on its hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I hope the shouty "SOLD" estate agent guy that's on every Clyde 1 advert break is with them. Hate that irritating c**t. Apparently you can set up a meeting with the very man. So you have the chance to commit murder if you so wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Anyone who either chooses or is forced to listen to Clyde 1 on a regular basis can only be infuriated at themselves for committing such crap life decisions. It is literally a radio station for scheme goblins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 hour ago, vikingTON said: Anyone who either chooses or is forced to listen to Clyde 1 on a regular basis can only be infuriated at themselves for committing such crap life decisions. It is literally a radio station for scheme goblins. Is that not part of Bauer media? If you have the misfortune of hearing one of their channels during the day, switch to another of their channels (forth 1) and it will be the same song. All their music comes from a central source and all the different presenters are just glorified continuity announcers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 The wife listens to "boogie in the morning" on forth 1, I can't stand it. Forced laughs, too much chat, and being told every minute "this is forth one" "live from Edinburgh" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, philpy said: The wife listens to "boogie in the morning" on forth 1, I can't stand it. Forced laughs, too much chat, and being told every minute "this is forth one" "live from Edinburgh" Thats one of the shows that i meant. Thats why he always mentions his "producer" in the studio. He's the guy that tells him when to talk and what song is coming up. They even do it with competitions on each station. Its the same questions being asked by all the different presenters to a single winner that makes you think that they are actually talking to each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 12 hours ago, thomas said: I hope the shouty "SOLD" estate agent guy that's on every Clyde 1 advert break is with them. "I'M DAVY HUTTON!!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 A little part of me dies inside when I switch on the radio expecting Ken Bruce and I hear Zoe fucking Ball instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 8 hours ago, Hillonearth said: I think whoever made that list up must identify as temporogender, which is a new one I made up for a gender which has the quality of having too much fucking time on its hands. HOW DARE YOU ASSIGN GENDER TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!!!11!!!!!1 YOU HAVE NO RIGHT11!!!!!!!11!1 Calling them a c**t is more than enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Does listening to the radio when on the go fairly chew your data usage up? I have gone also gone a couple of years without listening to the radio in the mornings because haven't had a decent docking station to listen through, quite liked boogie in the morning a few years ago! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 I've been listening to the BBC World Service a bit in the car recently. My DAB is so complicated and it's the next station to 6 Music so I just flick between the two. They go way over the top to ensure no BBC bias, to the extent I think the producers are trolling. However mundane the subject, they go out of their way to fine the most borderline insane person with the most extreme views on the subject. "Helen is on the line from our Bristol studio and you are here to tell us cats make great pets. Zardoz, you are in our Baltimore studio and you wish to argue that cats are from the planet Zog and are here to turn us all into cat food". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 8 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: A little part of me dies inside when I switch on the radio expecting Ken Bruce and I hear Zoe fucking Ball instead. She was pretty good filling in on the 5 Live film programme a couple of times. She said she watched Alien with her kids (they were aged about 7). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 (edited) 28 minutes ago, throbber said: Does listening to the radio when on the go fairly chew your data usage up? I have gone also gone a couple of years without listening to the radio in the mornings because haven't had a decent docking station to listen through, quite liked boogie in the morning a few years ago! Boogie and Radio 1? You're too old for this carry on now. Edited September 21, 2016 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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