taurus Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I hate having an uncontrollable erection when on public transport. The warmth and the constant vibrations bring it on. Hence the name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 It's most inconvenient anyway. I also had a bit of a culinary dilemma yesterday, bought a pork shoulder in for roasting on the 22 me and it said to use by the 25 th so I froze it for couple of days and took it out the freezer on Xmas night. Started making the roast yesterday and the meat was off, it totally stunk. Had to go to the shop and get another one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Aye, but your brown bin should be empty, I just stash things in there and gradually filter them into the blue bin over the next couple of weeks. I also have a 'friend' who takes most of his wrapping paper and packaging to his work in the boot of his car, and fires it into the industrial-sized bins outside, if the canteen staff aren't looking. Good tips, but ahead of you! The brown bin has already been used to store the black bags full of wrapping paper from Christmas Day. Can't really take any to my work as the building is occupied 365 days, and the security cameras cover the whole car park, bin and loading areas. Plus it's in Edinburgh, so think I'm just going to have to bite the bullet, load up the car and go join the no doubt huge queue at the local tip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I had a bit of a clear out for New Year. The farm up the road gets rid of it for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 £36 for a tickets to Villa v Leeds on Thursday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 iPad shit auto corrct cant keep up with fast typing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 The chav-tastic midden of a mother next door has her utterly horseshit dance music for morons on again... Hopefully they're having folk round for a bevvy tonight because they're getting a dose of brutal thrash metal through the wall first thing tomorrow morning. *Repositions speakers and woofer* -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Getting to the front of the queue for the coup after waiting for 20 minutes for them then to close for the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Handheld Dysons. Special constables have the power to lift more than them. Utter feckin useless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, supermik said: Handheld Dysons. Special constables have the power to lift more than them. Utter feckin useless. Not my experience at all. It's probably broken. Take it back and get a new one. I'm sure they've got a manufacturer's guarantee of about 7 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shandon Par Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Missus keeps dropping hints about wanting a Dyson hairdryer and kid keeps dropping hints about wanting some sort of Macbook. They're getting f**k all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Just leave it mate, Supermik has obviously been looking for an opportunity to use that decent, but faily niche bit of patter there. Looking forward to seeing what he can come up with when he gets a new one. "Sucking harder than...". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Missus keeps dropping hints about wanting a Dyson hairdryer and kid keeps dropping hints about wanting some sort of Macbook. They're getting f**k all. Do they not know they're supposed to drop hints before Christmas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 6 hours ago, 8MileBU said: The chav-tastic midden of a mother next door Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I had a bit of a clear out for New Year. The farm up the road gets rid of it for me. And I thought that was yer hoose! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 The dude across from at work me puts his mobile phone conversations on loudspeaker. It's slightly to mildly irritating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I sometimes wonder if they are using facetime when they do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 38 minutes ago, WFAANW said: Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I had a bit of a clear out for New Year. The farm up the road gets rid of it for me. Joking aside, this kind of shite boils my piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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