Jamaldo Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I'm starting to think you genuinely believe you're Morrissey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Jamaldo said: I'm starting to think you genuinely believe you're Morrissey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 11 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: iPad shit Enough said 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Richard Hammond, his general demeanour and continued existence. A squealing, bootcut-jeans-wearing manchild. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Hot Cross buns in supermarkets here already and some already have Easter eggs on sale. The buns might get a bit foostie by April 16. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Virgin East Coast rail service has gone to pot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 9 hours ago, DrewDon said: Richard Hammond, his general demeanour and continued existence. A squealing, bootcut-jeans-wearing manchild. He has a lesbian aura about him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Missus keeps dropping hints about wanting a Dyson hairdryer and kid keeps dropping hints about wanting some sort of Macbook. They're getting f**k all. Think hair dryer is 300. Fuk that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Big Rider said: He has a lesbian aura about him. That's a wid then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 It's a firm widnae from me matey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Got the teuchter father in law round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 54 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Got the teuchter father in law round. Ochone, ochone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Myself with a drink in. After hogmanay I'm aff it for a while. I'm just not very good around people and drink more than I should to take the edge off the anxiety, but then say/do cringeworthy shite that make me hate myself when I hear about it or remember snippets of it the day after. This obviously just makes it worse the next time I meet up with them because of the extreme levels of paranoia that they all hate me after last time so I end up blootered again. I just have to make up my mind what I hate more- acting like a bell end when I'm drunk, or staying off it and therefore never getting my hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Drink makes everyone act like a c**t. Try swedgers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, WFAANW said: Drink makes everyone act like a c**t. Try swedgers Super strength swedgers have a tendency to make one make a bit of a c**t of oneself as well. Ask Lionel: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Super strength swedgers have a tendency to make one make a bit of a c**t of oneself as well. Ask Lionel: Wondering what pills he was on. Just out of curiosity obviously 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, WFAANW said: Wondering what pills he was on. Just out of curiosity obviously I remember somebody telling me at the time it was a mixture of ketamine and gbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 That remains one of the greatest YouTube videos ever. The quality gurning and facial expressions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Me, when I continually get a hand full of body wash and stick it in my hair as if it's the shampoo I've just used. Becoming all too frequent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Hermes delivery. Said they attempted to deliver my parcel this morning but I was in at the said time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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