milton75 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Tell you what, us Dons fans are fucking top notch at this photoshop stuff. Piece of piss really. My girlfriend looked at it and said "that's rubbish. Why didn't you do it properly?". If I was going to start doing things properly in life she'd be on a shoogly peg, the daft mare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Secondary school is where posh c*nts go. The rest of us went to High School. I must be a posh c**t then. Colston Secondary School, which served Milton and Springburn. Lots of posh folk there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Letters through the post (note: plural) telling me to upgrade my gas / electricity meters because they're supposedly being phased out, only to finally go online and be told they're not currently offering this service in my area. This is how homicidal maniacs are made. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 So who got the Janny's job then? Someone who likes Hockey. They seemed genuinely surprised that I had never played Hockey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 There is no difference between the schools in Arbroath, the Academy covers one half, the High School the other, the country schools went to whichever one they were closest to, as I went to a country school nearest the Academy I attended there There definitely was. Academy really was pretty tinky when I started going, on my first day I got shown about by a prefect wearing a rangers top and total 90s. School uniform was barely worn by anybody. People at the academy even used to call people at the High posh. [emoji1]In the 4 years I was there it slowly started changing, new rector came in, all the cunty kids got punted to Carnoustie, everyone started wearing full uniform and the school got a fortune spent on it with the external cladding and all the classrooms being upgraded. Massive change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 5 hours ago, Jmothecat2 said: Someone who likes Hockey. They seemed genuinely surprised that I had never played Hockey. Why didn't you lie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 10 hours ago, Granny Danger said: When I went to school we wrote on slates. It got really slippy on that roof when it rained. Alas, not slippy enough, clearly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 11 hours ago, welshbairn said: Where will you go if they do? How far will your 5p outrage take you? My outrage is that normal plastic bags are handy - stuffing bags for life in the third drawer down will seem wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Schools in Ayrshire are mostly called Academies.. I went to Irvine Royal Academy which sounds really posh but really really wasn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 8 hours ago, 1320Lichtie said: There definitely was. Academy really was pretty tinky when I started going, on my first day I got shown about by a prefect wearing a rangers top and total 90s. School uniform was barely worn by anybody. People at the academy even used to call people at the High posh. In the 4 years I was there it slowly started changing, new rector came in, all the cunty kids got punted to Carnoustie, everyone started wearing full uniform and the school got a fortune spent on it with the external cladding and all the classrooms being upgraded. Massive change. So what was Carnoustie like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 There definitely was. Academy really was pretty tinky when I started going, on my first day I got shown about by a prefect wearing a rangers top and total 90s. School uniform was barely worn by anybody. People at the academy even used to call people at the High posh. [emoji1]In the 4 years I was there it slowly started changing, new rector came in, all the cunty kids got punted to Carnoustie, everyone started wearing full uniform and the school got a fortune spent on it with the external cladding and all the classrooms being upgraded. Massive change. Remember we attended probably 30 years apart when I started the Academy two-thirds of it was barely fifteen years old and one block about five years old and the High School was, in the old buildings opposite the college, before it had a fortune spent on it and annexed to the college, as for the kids, there was a******s at the High School and remember put an a******e in a uniform it only makes them a better dressed a******e 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Why didn't you lie? I didn't realise they were going to care so much about it. They asked me what sports I liked (despite the position having nothing to do with sport) I said football mainly but I like cricket and football too. They asked me loads of questions about cricket, then said 'and hockey?' I replied that I had never played it. 'Never?' 'Well maybe a bit in PE at school but I can't really remember''Oh, well we play a lot of hockey here.'And from then on the interview went very badly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 So what was Carnoustie like? [emoji1]If I got punted to Carnoustie I could've atleast got a free lift through with my maw every day seeing as she works there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 11 hours ago, Jmothecat2 said: I had a job interview at the Edinhurgh Academy once. Before the interview the receptionist was showing me this giant wooden spoon thing that apparently gets used for a sport that is exclusively played at the Edinburgh Academy. The aforementioned spoon had notches on it which apparently traditionally students would etch into it every time they were given the cane, as the teachers, in an attempt at humiliating the students as much as possible, would cane them with their own spoon. This practice apparently continued until after corporal punishment was prohibited in state schools as apparently private schools had an exemption. The person telling me this said it with genuine pride in her voice. I didn't get the job. If you simply assume that anyone that went to Edinburgh Academy is a w****r then it saves a lot of time. You'll occasionally be wrong but not often enough to worry about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Wrong thread perhaps but..... On my first day at high school, in the music class, the teacher asked if anyone could play a musical instrument. I put my hand up and proudly announced I could play the mouth organ. "Stupid boy", said teacher, in perfect Mainwaring tones, " I'll ask the question again, "Can anyone play a proper musical instrument"? That event left me a little traumatised and there was no counselling in these days. It also earned me the nickname "Moothie John" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Rugster said: Alas, not slippy enough, clearly. I slipped off frequently. Fortunately yer maw was always there to soften the blow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Schools in Ayrshire are mostly called Academies.. I went to Irvine Royal Academy which sounds really posh but really really wasn't. It was posher than Ravenspark, where I went... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 7 minutes ago, bob the tank said: It was posher than Ravenspark, where I went... Isn't that one of the houses at Hogwart's? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 1 hour ago, ICTJohnboy said: Wrong thread perhaps but..... On my first day at high school, in the music class, the teacher asked if anyone could play a musical instrument. I put my hand up and proudly announced I could play the mouth organ. "Stupid boy", said teacher, in perfect Mainwaring tones, " I'll ask the question again, "Can anyone play a proper musical instrument"? That event left me a little traumatised and there was no counselling in these days. It also earned me the nickname "Moothie John" Course it did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: I enjoy the sensation. Oh wifie, some urethral penetration is needed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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