Stellaboz Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 First the Lemsip business, now this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Stellaboz said: The red wine wasn't great. It actually had bits at the bottom of the glass. Should've asked for a clean glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Should've asked for a clean glass. I did, it was nearly empty when I found out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Been away fae Dunfermline five minutes and drinking his wine out of a glass.... Who do you think you are? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 People who order a tea or coffee etc in the likes of McDonald's and proceed to fire about 8 sugars in them. Wtf is that all about? To be fair, of you put a McDonald's sachet of sugar into a regular teaspoon, you're lucky if it makes up a third of a spoonful. Take 2 sugars in your coffee and you're looking at 5 of 6 sachets to get it as sweet as you'd have at home. I assume this is some sort of government crackdown on sugar but why they can't just make them hold a teaspoonful is beyond me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Someone's knocking on the door, someone's ringing the bell... Oh, wait, it's the postie early on a weekend morning giving you all of 10 secs before sticking a bit of paper through your letterbox and running away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Stinking smokers who can't sit in a restaurant for an hour or two without having to go for a cigarette and then come back in reeking. Smokers are absolute tinks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 19 minutes ago, Ebanda's Handyman Services said: Stinking smokers who can't sit in a restaurant for an hour or two without having to go for a cigarette and then come back in reeking. Smokers are absolute tinks. Non smokers whining about people having to leave a restaurant to have a smoke. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 24 minutes ago, Ebanda's Handyman Services said: Stinking smokers who can't sit in a restaurant for an hour or two without having to go for a cigarette and then come back in reeking. Smokers are absolute tinks. You c***s are never happy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 You c***s are never happy Leave them to their moaning. Coming for a fag? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Ebanda's Handyman Services said: Stinking smokers who can't sit in a restaurant for an hour or two without having to go for a cigarette and then come back in reeking. Smokers are absolute tinks. Fucking spot on. There should be a law that if they smoke within 100 metres of another person and/or are within 100 metres of another person within 30 minutes of finishing smoking it should be an automatic 6 months in jail for the first offence; 2 years for the second, and life for the third. For clarity this only relates to tobacco smokers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 I'd bring back hanging for smokers and the guillotine for vapers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 On 26/01/2018 at 08:48, Myko said: The new trend in my office : When sending a short email comprising of just a few words or sentences, typing it all in the subject box rather than the main email section. And also folk writing ''KR'' instead of ''Kind Regards'' Absolute Grrrrrrrrr. Good Rrrrrrrrregards? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 48 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Fucking spot on. There should be a law that if they smoke within 100 metres of another person and/or are within 100 metres of another person within 30 minutes of finishing smoking it should be an automatic 6 months in jail for the first offence; 2 years for the second, and life for the third. For clarity this only relates to tobacco smokers. Smoking should be banned altogether. It'd stop poor non-smokers having to smell them and save the idiots from themselves. f**k paying a tenner a day for a better chance of cancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Ebanda's Handyman Services said: Smoking should be banned altogether. It'd stop poor non-smokers having to smell them and save the idiots from themselves. f**k paying a tenner a day for a better chance of cancer. Non smokers should have guns to shoot them if they get to close, or if they hang around doorways. My pet hate is sharing the lift with any of them on their way back in to buildings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Non smokers should have guns to shoot them if they get to close, or if they hang around doorways. My pet hate is sharing the lift with any of them on their way back in to buildings. I would gladly send an ice pick into the cranium of the vapers at my work. Barely have they left the front door when they take a big sook of their excuse to f**k off for fifteen minutes at a time when whilst walking out behind them you're engulfed in their 'scented' pish. Go to the smoking area you cúnts, it's what it's for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I would gladly send an ice pick into the cranium of the vapers at my work. Barely have they left the front door when they take a big sook of their excuse to f**k off for fifteen minutes at a time when whilst walking out behind them you're engulfed in their 'scented' pish. Go to the smoking area you cúnts, it's what it's for. Vapours and their vapour are invisible and odourless, didn't you know? That's why they can vape with impunity. No-one should ever say anything about the ignorant b*****ds, because it's all in your imagination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Vapours and their vapour are invisible and odourless, didn't you know? That's why they can vape with impunity. No-one should ever say anything about the ignorant b*****ds, because it's all in your imagination. I see what you did there. It's like a WW2 movie with Noel Coward playing a Captain chasing the Bismark, then realising he's outgunned then ordering the boiler room to make smoke, because as everyone knows, this will stop 15" shells nae bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 I've had to phone up our local hospital about 10 times recently, and as you would expect the line is always busy. Whether you have to wait for 2 minutes or 20 you always get the same message though; about them receiving "an unprecedented number of calls". Pisses me off no end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 42 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Vapours and their vapour are invisible and odourless, didn't you know? That's why they can vape with impunity. No-one should ever say anything about the ignorant b*****ds, because it's all in your imagination. 34 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I see what you did there. It's like a WW2 movie with Noel Coward playing a Captain chasing the Bismark, then realising he's outgunned then ordering the boiler room to make smoke, because as everyone knows, this will stop 15" shells nae bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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