Stellaboz Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 f**k all family chat. Utter pish on TV that is meant to be funny that clearly isn't. Some fucking Scrooge nonsense. Fucking kill me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 44 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: f**k all family chat. Utter pish on TV that is meant to be funny that clearly isn't. Some fucking Scrooge nonsense. Fucking kill me. The lesser known third verse to jingle bells. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 There’s something wrong with the App I use to follow the football results. It’s showing that Falkirk won today. I might try deleting and reinstalling it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Footballers who STILL make jumping lunging studs up tackles and are furious when it, correctly, results in a swift red card. Watching the English Championship highlights and a Wolves player was sent off for such a tackle. It's nearly 2018 and such tackles have been red cards for over 10 years now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 On 29/12/2017 at 21:57, Sergeant Wilson said: I've been watching the football in the other room. She is watching Dreamgirls. I've never heard a racket like it. It has actually given me a headache. While we're at it, the apple advert. "What you doing on your computer? What's a computer"? Don't come the cùnt with me ya cheeky wee b*****d, or I'll put my fùcking foot through it. What is most annoying is when the wee cow slaps it on the counter then expects it to function perfectly afterwards. Wee cow; This tablety thing doesn't appear to function correctly. Apple Store Dude; Did you happen to flip it on a counter to appear nonchalant? Wee cow; Aye ah did. Apple Store Dude; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 My pal correctly used the word entropy tonight. Seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Hangover jobbies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Hangover jobbies. I see they've announced a comeback tour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Hangover jobbies. It’s one of the best parts of being hungover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 It’s one of the best parts of being hungover. And messiest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Alongside the fact that family chat involves sitting watching fucking mundane, bollocks TV non stop, Take That with fat James Corbin on TV wanting people to donate to Red Nose whilst they pay f**k all tax offshore.Also one of the poor c***s couldn't be arsed taking instructions for an hour of work. f**k off and do a proper shift instead of a big, poncy fucking pop star DICKHEAD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Easter eggs to go on sale tomoro ... Just been into a Spar in Loughborough, on the shelves already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 (edited) 59 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: That fucking Sportscene background gives me the mangoworm heebiejeebies. Almost as annoying as they guy who presents the show and the tedious sucking through the teeth he does when moving on to the next game... Edited December 31, 2017 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Start work at 7. Baws. Best not risk it. Have one last irn bru and call it a night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 For the last couple of weeks there has been an owl in the neighbourhood, which is great, but after a while 'woo hoo' every fifteen seconds gets on your tits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Zen Archer said: For the last couple of weeks there has been an owl in the neighbourhood, which is great, but after a while 'woo hoo' every fifteen seconds gets on your tits Woo hoo? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 7 hours ago, Zen Archer said: For the last couple of weeks there has been an owl in the neighbourhood, which is great, but after a while 'woo hoo' every fifteen seconds gets on your tits Similarly, my wife was complaining about a cuckoo (easy now) to me and a neighbour the other day. We politely suggested she was mad. She’s right though - one nearby has been making a racket for the last hour. Have asked the cat to go and find it and dismember it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I'll see your owl and cuckoo and raise you a couple of kookaburras who decide to have a shouting contest every morning at 5.30 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Zen Archer said: For the last couple of weeks there has been an owl in the neighbourhood, which is great, but after a while 'woo hoo' every fifteen seconds gets on your tits Sounds like a Ric Flair owl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Those who feel the need to go jogging on Christmas Day and New Years Day. Give it a miss for one day freaks, different if you're a professional athlete, not a no mark going at 3mph. Fucking tell me about it. Just been down at newhailes estate at musselburgh, getting some practice with the camera. Had the perfect shot of a wee robin up a tree, just went to press the shutter, and 2 c***s in running gear came thundering past, scaring the robin out of the tree. Utter c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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