Granny Danger Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 BT Fon 'hotspot' disconnecting every 5 minutes. Fuckin cunting thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Some twat has managed to slalom his way down our street this morning, hitting 4 or 5 different cars. Significant damage all round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 The other half's dad putting our coal fire on without taking the 'chimney sheep' out, filling the living room with smoke and reekin the house out. Four things of Febreeze added to the shopping list today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: The other half's dad putting our coal fire on without taking the 'chimney sheep' out, filling the living room with smoke and reekin the house out. Four things of Febreeze added to the shopping list today. “Things the upper class do” thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: Some twat has managed to slalom his way down our street this morning, hitting 4 or 5 different cars. Significant damage all round. Very sexist assumption. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Just now, Granny Danger said: Very sexist assumption. It's not an assumption. I established this when HE had to give me HIS details after HE had smashed into the side of my car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: It's not an assumption. I established this when HE had to give me HIS details after HE had smashed into the side of my car. My sincere apologies; I had incorrectly made an assumption. I’m glad HE was caught or gave HIMSELF up. Edited March 18, 2018 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Some twat has managed to slalom his way down our street this morning, hitting 4 or 5 different cars. Significant damage all round. All I can think of here is this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 On 17/03/2018 at 06:13, Shandon Par said: Things that seem a good idea when drunk (eg agreeing to get married/have kids/get a dog). Congratulations? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: All I can think of here is this: Not far off tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 14 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: All I can think of here is this: Going from the wording of Mark’s post I was hoping something more like this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Coffin dodgers at the railway station holding up the queue. When realising the queue was getting longer offers to let folk through.Very honourable you would think, but no.On being informed that the information would be lost on the computer he continues to fucking ramble on for another ten fucking minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 “Things the upper class do” thread for this pish. We have a fairly modern house and 8t has a coal fire in a sitting room. When the wind gets up it causes a fecker of a draft and a chimney sheep would be ideal for it. We don't use it as a fire as we have no idea when last swept and have nowhere to keep coal or logs to fuel it.Can almost guarantee if we found somewhere selling said chimney sheep then a relative child minding would bring stuff to start a fire and proceed to do so 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Wrong thread but I can't be bothered looking for the person thread. Sinitta. She seems to pop up on every single fucking show. Not only is she incredibly annoying but as far as I'm aware she has done f**k all of note in years yet seems to keep getting these gigs. Was she even any good? I certainly don't know any of her songs. To top it off, she is on The Chase and has a hand fan, fanning herself and using it to clap rather than her hands. Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Wrong thread but I can't be bothered looking for the person thread. Sinitta. She seems to pop up on every single fucking show. Not only is she incredibly annoying but as far as I'm aware she has done f**k all of note in years yet seems to keep getting these gigs. Was she even any good? I certainly don't know any of her songs. To top it off, she is on The Chase and has a hand fan, fanning herself and using it to clap rather than her hands. Arsehole. How could you not know this classic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Or this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 48 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Wrong thread but I can't be bothered looking for the person thread. Sinitta. She seems to pop up on every single fucking show. Not only is she incredibly annoying but as far as I'm aware she has done f**k all of note in years yet seems to keep getting these gigs. Was she even any good? I certainly don't know any of her songs. To top it off, she is on The Chase and has a hand fan, fanning herself and using it to clap rather than her hands. Arsehole. Wasn’t Simon Cowell’s “wife” for a while? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Wasn’t Simon Cowell’s “wife” for a while? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 36 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Wasn’t Simon Cowell’s “wife” for a while? The most heterosexual man on the planet. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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