The_Kincardine Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 This could be equally posted in either the Nom Nom thread or the Business /corporate speak nonsense one but as it irritated the f**k out of me I'll post it here. I took my younger two for lunch in Amersham's latest eatery earlier. Nice place but had this on the menu: AKA Cheese burger with bacon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 The_Kincardine's avatar being off centre. Get it sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Videoing every door every morning / evening could be a faff tbh. There's no way I'd be able to follow such an invention up, but some contraption that links a door lock monitor to an app on your phone would be the business, a bit like Hive for your heating, but with a wee laser/light thing that would know if the brass bit is in or out. *If anyone electronically minded steals this excellent idea and makes any decent money from it, then remember to give your old pal HC here a reasonable cut of the profits and don't be a c**t, thank you. This reminds me of the time (probably about 5 years ago) when my current wife claims to have “invented” windscreen wipers that came on automatically. She thought of it in the bath one night. incredibly forward thinking of her, considering our car at the time had an auto windscreen wiper function already on it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 In addition to the previous page, the use of the term "Easter Day" on the BBC this morning. f**k right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This reminds me of the time (probably about 5 years ago) when my current wife claims to have “invented” windscreen wipers that came on automatically. She thought of it in the bath one night. What was she doing to make her think of windscreen wipers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Just now, GordonD said: What was she doing to make her think of windscreen wipers? I was waving both my cocks in front of her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I was waving both my cocks in front of her. No that was when she invented Braille. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 3 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: This could be equally posted in either the Nom Nom thread or the Business /corporate speak nonsense one but as it irritated the f**k out of me I'll post it here. I took my younger two for lunch in Amersham's latest eatery earlier. Nice place but had this on the menu: AKA Cheese burger with bacon. On the plus side, they have put the £ sign before the number, so they haven't gone full arsehole yet. Was it served on a plate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 On the plus side, they have put the £ sign before the number, so they haven't gone full arsehole yet. Was it served on a plate? On this menu entry, I have no fucking idea what a Josper grill is, but even more annoying is aome places who have decided that 'jospered' is an acceptable verb. Fuckin.... NAW. Its grilled you DICK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: On this menu entry, I have no fucking idea what a Josper grill is, but even more annoying is aome places who have decided that 'jospered' is an acceptable verb. Fuckin.... NAW. Its grilled you DICK Wonder if they do Jospered Carrots? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: On this menu entry, I have no fucking idea what a Josper grill is, but even more annoying is aome places who have decided that 'jospered' is an acceptable verb. Fuckin.... NAW. Its grilled you DICK It's an oven that allows you to grill and roast at the same time, speeding up the process and preventing it from drying out. Or a mis-spelling of Jasper the chef's name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Just now, Mark Connolly said: It's an oven that allows you to grill and roast at the same time, speeding up the process and preventing it from drying out. Or a mis-spelling of Jasper the chef's name. Its still not an acceptable verb. Never had Ovened beef on a Sunday or Frying panned eggs on a roll. Get it tae f**k. Am away for a cup of tea (made with kettled water) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Am away for a cup of tea (made with kettled water) The Green Brigade will boil over with sympathy for your water here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Trying to set up a new phone. Lost mines in Budapest on Monday, I'm nearly up and running with a new one, but its a right pain in the arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 In the last 2 weeks I have lost 2.5 stone in weight,i thought I had the flu but it turns out I had pneumonia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 In the last 2 weeks I have lost 2.5 stone in weight,i thought I had the flu but it turns out I had pneumonia. Has she phoned ya? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 22 minutes ago, keithgy said: In the last 2 weeks I have lost 2.5 stone in weight,i thought I had the flu but it turns out I had pneumonia. Serious stuff that, hope it’s under control 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 When commentators say "Why would he go down?" in reference to a player who has dived, or rather who in their opinion hasn't dived (but definitely has). It's such a stupid comment. Players go down because so many are inherent cheats and dive numerous times a game. It's ingrained, and weak shite like the comment I've mentioned doesn't help and just tells divers that what they're doing is fine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 In the last 2 weeks I have lost 2.5 stone in weight,i thought I had the flu but it turns out I had pneumonia. But shite Bing Hitler references aside, as heedthebaa said, hope they have sorted out the virus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 2 hours ago, keithgy said: In the last 2 weeks I have lost 2.5 stone in weight,i thought I had the flu but it turns out I had pneumonia. You look like twa ply reek at the best of times, hope you get better buddy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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