Lisa Cuddy Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Do you give lifts to many incontinent people? Yes, but that's my job. In the car? No. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Do you give lifts to many incontinent people? You looking for dates again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Cerberus said: You looking for dates again? Send me a photo big boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 24 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Tesco must be the place for it. I left the roof down on my car the other day since I was only popping in. Came back to find bird shit over my passenger seat. Convertible aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Convertible aye? I prefer cranking up The Verve and getting my Reese Witherspoon on. Edited June 1, 2018 by Lisa Cuddy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 People who go on that Four in a Bed bed tv show who are incapable of frying a fucking egg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 My mum has been staying with us on and off for the last couple of weeks as she has been getting work done to her place. Finally got to pack her off home today and within 10 seconds of her getting through the door she’d trippped, smacked her head and needed to go to A&E. Now instead of a day enjoying the sun I’ve got to sit in a waiting room. Old folk should be shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Wid? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Events that have pay at the door, but don't actually make mention of it so that you feel forced to book online with the additional booking fee. Then for extra c***iness, places in 21st Century UK that still show prices excluding VAT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Wid? ^^^ "Aye, but if she wasn't your mum" type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 54 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: My mum has been staying with us on and off for the last couple of weeks as she has been getting work done to her place. Finally got to pack her off home today and within 10 seconds of her getting through the door she’d trippped, smacked her head and needed to go to A&E. Now instead of a day enjoying the sun I’ve got to sit in a waiting room. Old folk should be shot. I've told you all before. Nature prepares us for the death of an elderly relative by making them intensely irritating and inconvenient. It's the circle of life. By the time they croak, all you feel is relief. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I've told you all before. Nature prepares us for the death of an elderly relative by making them intensely irritating and inconvenient. It's the circle of life. By the time they croak, all you feel is relief. She banged into a door, honest... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: She banged into a door, honest... "Maw, let me take a picture of your injuries for the lonely alcoholics on the internet, that I give fashion advice to." 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: She banged into a door, honest... Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Wid? Someone just sent me a pic of me and the missus (well, technically she was someone else’s missus at the time) at a party about 18 years ago and what a wid she was. My granny used to always tell her she was too good for me and looking back I can see why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wid. A gentleman would pop the eye out first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 She banged into a door, honest... That looks nasty, better get a steak on it. Oh wait..... you vegetarian cunto! Pretty much matricide in Juniper Green. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Munchausen by Proxy IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Until today, I had always thought that Celine Dion’s delivery of the theme from Titanic was the worst audio experience since sound was invented. But no. I’m sitting in a Vietnamese restaurant and the Muzak is playing Kenny G’s version. Whatever sins I committed in a previous life to deserve this, I hope I enjoyed them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers2017 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Noone I know wants to try Wagamama with me (been wanting to go for months). Best option would be to cut them out of my life as I can't be friends with these people who can't see beyond a cheeky Nandos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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