NJ2 Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Supermik confirming he’s been put at the arsehole table of what sounds like the ultimate arsehole wedding. Credit to you, mik! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Supermik confirming he’s been put at the arsehole table of what sounds like the ultimate arsehole wedding. Credit to you, mik! Was that you sitting across from me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Was that you sitting across from me? [emoji14]I didn’t even make the cut [emoji17] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 I don't eat pâté, however is it not normally eaten with toast, or that very crispy bread stuff? Hard to confuse pâté bread with bread for general wiring in to. Sounds like poor catering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Did he pay $1500 to attend the wedding? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 4 hours ago, supermik said: Being sat at a table at wedding receptions with a load of unknown randoms. Waiter put 2 sliced loafs and butter on the table. 3 daft bints decided to get wired in about it like they had never seen food in their lives. Waiter then arrives with the set starters for everyone. Pate! To go with the now non existent bread. No cheese in the kitchen fridge then? Bummer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 The apparent lack of 7 a-side leagues in the Edinburgh area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: The apparent lack of 7 a-side leagues in the Edinburgh area. Have you had a look here? https://www.edinburghcorporate7s.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 16 minutes ago, supermik said: Have you had a look here? https://www.edinburghcorporate7s.com/ Yeah, emailed an enquiry but nothing back from it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 12 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Yeah, emailed an enquiry but nothing back from it. 8 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Yeah, emailed an enquiry but nothing back from it. Try again. 3rd time lucky and all that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Rebranding. Highland Council are going mental for it, some tossers want to change Inverness Airport to Loch Ness Monster Airport or some shite. Even worse, some other overpaid consulcunt wants to change the Victorian Market to "Old Town Arcade Inverness". Wankers. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/News/Victorian-Market-could-be-renamed-Old-Town-Arcade-Inverness-27082018.htm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Mother in law left the lights on in her car today whilst visiting. Car did not have enough power to turn over. Sister in law had half inched my jumper cables when she did the same a month ago. Two mechanics in the family who not only live local but have jumper cables (one being married to the half inching sister) I get home at half 6 to find this nightmare scenario has been going on since 12 and no sign of the mechanics who could sort this in a jiffy.Get out my battery charger and realise my clamps have come a cropper at some point.Masking tape and some fiddling with A stanley later and the thing is charging. Not good enough for mother in law and she demands a spin home. Nae bother hen. It's 7pm and I have two boys who haven't seen me all day.One 20 min round trip later, battery replaced in car and it turns over first time and I have to reverse it round the house cause she parked in a daft place .Saaaaakes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Mother in law left the lights on in her car today whilst visiting. Car did not have enough power to turn over. Sister in law had half inched my jumper cables when she did the same a month ago. Two mechanics in the family who not only live local but have jumper cables (one being married to the half inching sister) I get home at half 6 to find this nightmare scenario has been going on since 12 and no sign of the mechanics who could sort this in a jiffy.Get out my battery charger and realise my clamps have come a cropper at some point.Masking tape and some fiddling with A stanley later and the thing is charging. Not good enough for mother in law and she demands a spin home. Nae bother hen. It's 7pm and I have two boys who haven't seen me all day.One 20 min round trip later, battery replaced in car and it turns over first time and I have to reverse it round the house cause she parked in a daft place .Saaaaakes The joys of....You marry the family not the wife 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 When you ask somebody "was it X or Y" and that person replies "yes". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 People that ask “was it X or Y” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 When you ask somebody "was it X or Y" and that person replies "yes".tea or coffee Hedgecutter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, ah-dee said: 13 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: When you ask somebody "was it X or Y" and that person replies "yes". tea or coffee Hedgecutter? Milk and two sugars please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 English meeja people, TV/radio news presenters etc, who are incapable of pronouncing the word "Scallops" It's SCALLOPS FFS.......Not Scollops. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 9 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: English meeja people, TV/radio news presenters etc, who are incapable of pronouncing the word "Scallops" It's SCALLOPS FFS.......Not Scollops. You're watching C4 News too? I'm seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 47 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: You're watching C4 News too? I'm seething. They're all at it, mate.... Sky News, BBC Radio 4 news, BBC TV 6'o clock news. The only person I've heard pronounce the word correctly has been Sally McNair on Reporting Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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