Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[Granny Danger]

8 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

IS SHE DEAF?

Anyway, the women in my life have always been tidier than me and nagged about me being a slob. I think P+B has turned into some trans version of mumsnet for some posters.

Your mum and gran?

[welshbairn]

2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Your mum and gran?

No. One died when I was 5 and I wipe the arse of the other one. When strictly necessary. 

[Granny Danger]

3 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

No. One died when I was 5 and I wipe the arse of the other one. When strictly necessary. 

I’m sure there’s another forum for this sort of thing.

 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

8 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

I’m sure there’s another forum for this sort of thing.

 

Bumsnet?

[BFTD]

There's a block of flats that I pass on the way to work, and recently one of the residents began dropping bread crusts out of their window onto the street below, presumably for the pigeons and gulls that congregate in the area. This gradually escalated until I'd walk past half a loaf of sliced bread all over the pavement.

This morning I made my way past half a munchy box, browning salad, chili sauce and all. Bogging, but I must admit to being curious about where this is going. Turkey carcass tomorrow?  

[DA Baracus]

Carcass certainly, but it won't be a turkey. They're clearly testing the waters before dumping the old granny out of the window.

[Swarley]

6 hours ago, Dons_1988 said:

 

Correct.

All the decorations etc immediately look tragic as f**k as soon as Boxing Day hits. Get rid and move on.

 

Totally agree

Coles defends choice to sell hot cross buns two days after Christmas

[Melanius Mullarkey]

4 hours ago, GordonD said:

Risky. You never know how the evening will turn out.

Must have missed that episode of Dragons Den. Looks like Peter Jones was in but is now out.

[philpy]

Meanwhile, a young Fred West ponders the future...

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[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

This dribbling c**t gets a Knighthood.

 

[Mr Pikey]

Putting the wrappers back in the box  of Quality Street etc. Just not on.

[ah-dee]

she bins the plastic lids when she opens a tub of pringles. who does that? we now have 3 open tubes in the cupboard all going soft

[Bully Wee Villa]

That's mental behaviour, tbf. 

[GordonD]

1 hour ago, ah-dee said:

she bins the plastic lids when she opens a tub of pringles. who does that? we now have 3 open tubes in the cupboard all going soft

TBF their slogan is "Once you pop, you can't stop."

[Jacksgranda]

2 hours ago, ah-dee said:

she bins the plastic lids when she opens a tub of pringles. who does that? we now have 3 open tubes in the cupboard all going soft

 

[NJ2]

Mental indeed. Who doesn’t just finish the tub once they’re open? Tell her to get a fucking grip.

[The_Kincardine]

2 hours ago, GordonD said:

TBF their slogan is "Once you pop, you can't stop."

That's fair but not related to The OP's Mrs whose slogan seems to be "I stopped but chucked the lid away".  Weird person.

[Miguel Sanchez]

Is it three tubes of the same flavour of Pringles? If it is I'd just laugh and wouldn't be able to offer any support, sorry.

[DA Baracus]

I've stopped in at Ryries for a pint before the train (changing at Haymarket; easy now!) and on the TVs they have the Liverpool/Arsenal game and English Premiership Rugby.

[welshbairn]

17 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

I've stopped in at Ryries for a pint before the train (changing at Haymarket; easy now!) and on the TVs they have the Liverpool/Arsenal game and English Premiership Rugby.

Hope you asked them to change the channel when you bought your pint, if the staff aren't into football they might not know, even in Edinburgh.