Dee Man Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 hour ago, bud1876 said: Similar to this. Supporters who think they are experts on formations and playing styles. Shut the f**k up ... you'd laugh if a team manager/coach came along and told you how to do your job. I think that would only be a fair comparison if the manager/coach telling you how to do your job had spent almost their entire life watching people doing your job with varying degrees of success. I reckon if that was the case they'd be entitled to an opinion on how to do your job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 (edited) I got a barman's job after about 30 years of watching them from the other side. Piece of pish, but you can f**k your lattes and mojitos if it's busy. And you'll get a slice of lemon whatever fucking gin you buy. Edited August 26, 2019 by welshbairn 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I got a barman's job after about 30 years of watching them from the other side. Piece of pish, but you can f**k your lattes and mojitos if it's busy. And you'll get a slice of lemon whatever fucking gin you buy. I'll have a quarter of lime in my Tanqueray 10 and Schweppes, please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Not that I often agree with Kincy but Lime is almost always the correct choice for gin and tonic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I got a barman's job after about 30 years of watching them from the other side. Piece of pish, but you can f**k your lattes and mojitos if it's busy. And you'll get a slice of lemon whatever fucking gin you buy. Obviously not a piece of pish if you’re too busy too make drinks and putting the wrong fruit in spirits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Of course the correct answer re gin is Martin Millers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 18 minutes ago, Rugster said: Obviously not a piece of pish if you’re too busy too make drinks and putting the wrong fruit in spirits. Some c***s want fucking cucumber in a Hendricks after you've got 5 glasses of identical looking gin in front of you. They c***s get fucking Gordons, haven't had a complaint yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 9 hours ago, MONKMAN said: That’s complete out of order, posting a photo of Mrs Throbber. Still Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Some c***s want fucking cucumber in a Hendricks after you've got 5 glasses of identical looking gin in front of you. They c***s get fucking Gordons, haven't had a complaint yet.I do hope its Wetherspoons or a Brewdog, or some utter shitehole equivalent you are working in. I would hate for it to be somewhere I might actually go and be be parting with my cash and expecting to get what I asked/paid for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 11 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Some c***s want fucking cucumber in a Hendricks after you've got 5 glasses of identical looking gin in front of you. They c***s get fucking Gordons, haven't had a complaint yet. Fairly cracked the customer/profit, staff/overheads part of business there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: I do hope its Wetherspoons or a Brewdog, or some utter shitehole equivalent you are working in. I would hate for it to be somewhere I might actually go and be be parting with my cash and expecting to get what I asked/paid for. It's a delight to see them give a friend a sip to see how marvelous Hendricks tastes compared to bog standard. As I said, no complaints. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Just now, welshbairn said: It's a delight to see them give a friend a sip to see how marvelous Hendricks tastes compared to bog standard. As I said, no complaints. Thats a different issue, and one which I broadly agree with you on. Just dont rip me off or il punch you right in your fucking hamstring 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I'll have a quarter of lime in my Tanqueray 10 and Schweppes, please.Tanqueray 10 is a truly tremendous Gin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Thats a different issue, and one which I broadly agree with you on. Just dont rip me off or il punch you right in your fucking hamstring Never actually had Hendricks Gin but I could spot a bog standard Gordon's at the first sip as it basically isn't strong enough to taste of anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Thats a different issue, and one which I broadly agree with you on. Just dont rip me off or il punch you right in your fucking hamstring I'll be watching out for stilts, so don't worry, you'll get whatever you order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 24 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 33 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Thats a different issue, and one which I broadly agree with you on. Just dont rip me off or il punch you right in your fucking hamstring Never actually had Hendricks Gin but I could spot a bog standard Gordon's at the first sip as it basically isn't strong enough to taste of anything. This. Hendricks tastes very different as well. If anyone dare serve me a Hendricks without a slice of cucumber and Fever Tree tonic it would ruin my night I tell you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Every fucking year c***s speaking about “Carnival”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I'll have a quarter of lime in my Tanqueray 10 and Schweppes, please.I got.a sleep ce of blood orange in one in a bar in cork. Absolutely perfect for tanq10 The rest of the plebs got Hendricks with cucumber and pepper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I think Hendricks is bogging. Much prefer Gordons to it. I'm not a classy guy though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, weirdcal said: I got.a sleep ce of blood orange in one in a bar in cork. Absolutely perfect for tanq10 Tanq 10 is a delightful gin. If it was bitter orange it may be right up my street... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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