Todd_is_God Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 The (printed in to the fabric) number 8 on the back of the Hayes & Yeading shirt being upside down 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 32 minutes ago, GordonD said: You'd probably deliver to the wrong address anyway. You're saying I should ask if the postie's been up her back close? Just got another STOP MESSAGING ME! message saying she's never sending me another message. Only problem is, in a week's time I need her to tell me if the parcel has arrived or not. So she'll not be getting her refund without a message, and I'm not to message her, so I can't point that out again. Turmoil; what to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 You're saying I should ask if the postie's been up her back close? Just got another STOP MESSAGING ME! message saying she's never sending me another message. Only problem is, in a week's time I need her to tell me if the parcel has arrived or not. So she'll not be getting her refund without a message, and I'm not to message her, so I can't point that out again. Turmoil; what to do.All this for a fiver? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, Empty It said: All this for a fiver? Less than a fiver. Sending chancers into paroxysms is petty, but you have to take your pleasures where you can. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 14 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Less than a fiver. Sending chancers into paroxysms is petty, but you have to take your pleasures where you can. What you selling Dave? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: What you selling Dave? Discount sexual appliances. Suddenly the frustration is seeming more understandable. Edit: it was actually an ornament. A fucking ornament. Edited November 10, 2019 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 46 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Discount sexual appliances. Suddenly the frustration is seeming more understandable. Edit: it was actually an ornament. A fucking ornament. Same thing, no? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 49 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Discount sexual appliances. Suddenly the frustration is seeming more understandable. Edit: it was actually an ornament. A fucking ornament. Probably was a dildo but claiming for an ornament is less embarrassing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 52 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Discount sexual appliances. Suddenly the frustration is seeming more understandable. Edit: it was actually an ornament. A fucking ornament. Big Fat Tabby Dave's Discounted Dildo Emporium and occasional gifts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 I could be wrong, but I swear I read Poundland had started selling sex toys a while back, so I'm staying out of that market until recycling kicks off in a big way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: You're saying I should ask if the postie's been up her back close? Just got another STOP MESSAGING ME! message saying she's never sending me another message. Only problem is, in a week's time I need her to tell me if the parcel has arrived or not. So she'll not be getting her refund without a message, and I'm not to message her, so I can't point that out again. Turmoil; what to do. Comply with her instructions. Don’t message her. Instead, use an alternative means of communication other than messaging. Send a letter to her , asking her to let you know when the parcel’s arrived. Post it second class. Or even better don’t bother with a stamp if it means she gets charged for the postage costs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 10 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I could be wrong, but I swear I read Poundland had started selling sex toys a while back, so I'm staying out of that market until recycling kicks off in a big way. “Putting the pound into Poundland” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Discount sexual appliances. Suddenly the frustration is seeming more understandable. Edit: it was actually an ornament. A fucking ornament. Dave, it was more than an ornament to this lady. Nae wunner she's crabbit. 15 days of pent up tension awaits. Be thankful you're no' the postman, chief. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Useless ballboys at Pittodrie. I’m convinced that most of them aren’t remotely interested in the game or have any clue as to when it’s appropriate for them to show some urgency to get the ball back in play. And from some of their attempts at throwing the ball to a player you’d think it was a wet medicine ball.I think you're getting the ballboys confused with the players. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, hearthammer said: Dave, it was more than an ornament to this lady. Nae wunner she's crabbit. 15 days of pent up tension awaits. Be thankful you're no' the postman, chief. I spent hours with the Pledge on that thing. Just look at it shine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-50331907 Dave's bang (steady Kenneth) to rights.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I spent hours with the Pledge on that thing. Just look at it shine. Was that "cleaning" it or actually "on" it ?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Was that "cleaning" it or actually "on" it ?? [emoji50][emoji50] One often followed the other 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, tamthebam said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-50331907 Dave's bang (steady Kenneth) to rights.... "Stolen from a lorry parked in a lay-by"..."the theft, which took place at some point between 01:00 and 06:30 BST." The driver was wanking in the bushes with some of the merchandise, wasn't he? 3 minutes ago, hearthammer said: Was that "cleaning" it or actually "on" it ?? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 33 minutes ago, tamthebam said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-50331907 Dave's bang (steady Kenneth) to rights.... "It had been delivering its load to a sex shop when thieves struck overnight in a lay-by, police say" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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