welshbairn Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 6 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I thought that buying one of these was a good idea. The instructions don't tell you it's for outdoor use only. Utter fucking carnage as you create a vortex that re-fucking-decorates your kitchen. Just takes a bit of practice and a small jug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 I seem to have encountered more than my fair share of utter moon-howlers this weekend. Got shouted at for the heinous crime of crossing the road to avoid having to walk our big, nervous dog past an unknown man on a narrow pavement. So nice of said guy to wait until I was in the middle of the road to shout across asking what my fucking problem was and why was I crossing the street to avoid him. Yesterday got loudly accussed of jumping the queue in the supermarket when I'd been there the entire time. Said shouty chap did get shouted at in turn by myself and others in the queue so that turned out to be quite amusing. I get that everyone is on edge just now, but I'm not understanding the logic of lashing out at random strangers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 I seem to have encountered more than my fair share of utter moon-howlers this weekend. Got shouted at for the heinous crime of crossing the road to avoid having to walk our big, nervous dog past an unknown man on a narrow pavement. So nice of said guy to wait until I was in the middle of the road to shout across asking what my fucking problem was and why was I crossing the street to avoid him. Yesterday got loudly accussed of jumping the queue in the supermarket when I'd been there the entire time. Said shouty chap did get shouted at in turn by myself and others in the queue so that turned out to be quite amusing. I get that everyone is on edge just now, but I'm not understanding the logic of lashing out at random strangers.This is definitely something that has become more of a common theme. In the queue at a petrol station during the week and an older gent walked in, stood between me and the person in front, then looked at me and pointed at the markings on the floor to suggest I step back. In the nicest possible way I explained that, seeing as I'd not moved from that spot for a minute or so and he was the newcomer he should rethink his comment. Got a heap of mumbled cheek for my trouble. Great times. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 Needing a shite when you know a fire drill is imminent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shotgun Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Needing a shite when you know a fire drill is imminent. I've had a few ring-of-fire moments after hitting the vindaloo but none that required a fire drill. Thoughts and prayers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tynierose said: I had the misfortune of having a naga curry many years ago and still get flashbacks. It was a lovely little English pub which said on the menu try our world famous Naga curry, now it being a quaint little pub I assumed it would just be a normal curry with the advertbeing just a wee laugh. It arrived and after about two or three forkfulls the heat started to hit me, I kept going and managed about ten before having to quit. The heat was incredible and I remember going outside and leaning over the wall with my tongue hanging out. My mouth was pretty much on fire and as for the next morning oh ya fucker. Great times Ah, those mornings when you wish you'd put the bog roll in the fridge the night before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tynierose said: The worst thing was we were on holiday, the kids were under five and we were in a caravan in Lakeland with the inlaws. Great times. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 16 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I've had a few ring-of-fire moments after hitting the vindaloo Is this why you're called Shotgun? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Is this why you're called Shotgun? It certainly sounds cooler than 'Pebbledash'. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Shotgun said: It certainly sounds cooler than 'Pebbledash'. And much cooler than 'sparrows flying oot a hedge'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: 'sparrows flying oot a hedge'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Needing a shite when you know a fire drill is imminent. When the alarm goes off, just evacuate as quickly as possible. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 1 hour ago, The Skelpit Lug said: And much cooler than 'sparrows flying oot a hedge'. As and when I get adopted by a Native American tribe, that's the name I'm going to go by. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Folk who mumble something and then proceed to eat something (inevitably resulting in you saying what? and them spinning their finger around as if to say wait a minute) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 10 hours ago, Shotgun said: As and when I get adopted by a Native American tribe, that's the name I'm going to go by. "Does that answer your question, Two-dogs-fucking?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 On 01/11/2020 at 01:58, DiegoDiego said: On 31/10/2020 at 14:28, 18May1991 said: Intrigued by this. Don’t think I’ve ever stayed in a hotel with a ‘shared kitchen’. Any examples? It's very rare that I stay in a hotel in the UK but I've been in a good number overseas with communal kitchens. The last one I can remember was in Balkhash. I suppose the ones in the UK have restaurants so the last thing they want to do is to encourage people to "cook" their own food brought in from outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 (edited) Wasn't there an utter mink on here who was bragging about stealing folks's food from a shared fridge in a hostel? Edited November 2, 2020 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 39 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Wasn't there an utter mink on here who bragging about stealing folks's food from a shared fridge in a hostel? The Cheese Thief if I remember. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 53 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Wasn't there an utter mik on here who bragging about stealing folks's food from a shared fridge in a hostel? FTFY, iirc. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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