Aidan Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 People calling their shopping/groceries "messages" where tf did that originate from? It's creepy and it's not part of your personality, stop it. I feel like you've outed yourself as an absolute bellend over the last few days so it annoys me that I agree with you here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 I'm just in from down the town getting the messages. Did I miss anything? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 5 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: I'm just in from down the town getting the messages. Did I miss anything? Someone had a brain fart, hope you bought airfreshener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, Aidan said: 12 hours ago, Stormzy said: People calling their shopping/groceries "messages" where tf did that originate from? It's creepy and it's not part of your personality, stop it. I feel like you've outed yourself as an absolute bellend over the last few days so it annoys me that I agree with you here. My heart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Nobody under the age of 100 uses the word messages. If you do, you’re not under 100 or have a degenerative brain disease. The end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 (edited) 15 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Nae pockets in shrouds. true but shouldn't complain when they fail to save for the future. It's always someone elses problem isn't it. I've regularly denied myself things i want and can afford for saving or creating a better future for my family, yet i see folk with no pensions no nothing and they couldn't care less living like superstars. complete failure to separate "want" from "need". Edited May 19, 2021 by red23 -6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Nobody under the age of 100 uses the word messages. If you do, you’re not under 100 or have a degenerative brain disease. The end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Wtf is all this dog shite? Is it Xmas again already? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Nobody under the age of 100 uses the word messages. If you do, you’re not under 100 or have a degenerative brain disease. The end. ^^ The Message, just in case any heathens don’t know what these finely-dressed gents are doing here. Edited May 19, 2021 by Rasputin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 30 minutes ago, red23 said: true but shouldn't complain when they fail to save for the future. It's always someone elses problem isn't it. I've regularly denied myself things i want and can afford for saving or creating a better future for my family, yet i see folk with no pensions no nothing and they couldn't care less living like superstars. complete failure to separate "want" from "need". It's those people that keep the world turning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 (edited) I mean messages is just a standard Scottish gran / parent phrase that will slowly slip out of usage as time passes. Other triteisms like what's for ye'll no go by ye etc will also follow a similar trajectory, and hopefully we'll reach the utopia before too long where every single human interaction will just be two spideys pointing at each other saying Mewling simp till the end of time. Edited May 19, 2021 by madwullie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, madwullie said: every single human interaction will just be two spideys pointing at each other saying Mewling simp till the end of time. Have you been in the Covid thread recently? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 I’m less than 100 but more than 55 years old. Am I allowed to say “messages” when talking about my weekly shop? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 8 hours ago, red23 said: true but shouldn't complain when they fail to save for the future. It's always someone elses problem isn't it. I've regularly denied myself things i want and can afford for saving or creating a better future for my family, yet i see folk with no pensions no nothing and they couldn't care less living like superstars. complete failure to separate "want" from "need". Personal choice pal. Not sure why you're so bothered about it tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 6 hours ago, Raidernation said: I’m less than 100 but more than 55 years old. Am I allowed to say “messages” when talking about my weekly shop? I’m hoping you are substituting many every day words with “messages” just to confuse the septics. ”I’ll have two messages over easy and a cup of messages, hen” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 6 hours ago, Raidernation said: I’m less than 100 but more than 55 years old. Am I allowed to say “messages” when talking about my weekly shop? You'll just about get away with it, but as you're in America you really should stick to the local vernacular 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, hk blues said: You'll just about get away with it, but as you're in America you really should stick to the local vernacular If he's in America then his messages must by law consist of a tall brown paper bag with a stick of celery poking out the top. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 8 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Personal choice pal. Not sure why you're so bothered about it tbh. Yeah totally I'm aware of that. If i spent every penny i earned and more and my world came falling down i wouldn't be crying about having no savings, mortgage, pension and expect someone else to bail me out. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 9 hours ago, hk blues said: You'll just about get away with it, but as you're in America you really should stick to the local vernacular Hand over my grocery shopping or I'll blow your brains out. Muthafucka. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, red23 said: Yeah totally I'm aware of that. If i spent every penny i earned and more and my world came falling down i wouldn't be crying about having no savings, mortgage, pension and expect someone else to bail me out. You are very detached from reality if you think that is what is happening. For some it will be the case, but for what is almost certainly a much larger percentage it isn't and for them it really is a struggle. You're coming across quite Tory here. Stupid poors shouldn't be stupid! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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