'WellDel Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 15 hours ago, Venti said: People that say "coldslaw". Ach, as long as they don't put it on their 'sangwich'..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 Had a really nice, deep sleep last night where I had multiple dreams. One of them was pretty clear and in it I saw I had some bacon in the fridge. It felt pretty real. I been planning on a couple of bacon rolls for breakfast anyway. I fired out this morning to pick up some nice rolls and got back in, only to discover I didn't actually have any bacon. Thankfully there is a shop just round the corner that sells bacon, so it was only a minor inconvenience, thus this being in this thread. It was, as usual, unsmoked bacon, because unsmoked is better. Smoked is fine and I'll happily eat it, but unsmoked it superior. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: but unsmoked it superior 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 19 hours ago, 'WellDel said: Ach, as long as they don't put it on their 'sangwich'..... With a double expresso... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 (edited) 8 minutes ago, 101 said: I get some folk prefer smoked but I've never understood the reaction on here when folk say they like unsmoked better. Edited January 28, 2023 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 43 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I get some folk prefer smoked but I've never understood the reaction on here when folk say they like unsmoked better. People have certainly admitted to worse things on P&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: People have certainly admitted to worse things on P&B I don't get why it's seemingly such a big issue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: I don't get why it's seemingly such a big issue. I might be wrong but I think you may have been whooshed on this one. Edited January 28, 2023 by Loonytoons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 On 27/01/2023 at 10:38, hk blues said: Was it for you? Yeah it was which is surprising. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 Glenn Hoddle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 Hungover to f**k. Don't give me a gun type level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 44 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Hungover to f**k. Don't give me a gun type level. Good. Get it so far up you after what I heard you said and did lastnight. Animal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Vernon Kays use of vacation and soccer on Radio 2 this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 After chopping some chilli, washing hands, going for a pish to suddenly discover the hand washing wasn’t as thorough as it should have been. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 27 minutes ago, Eednud said: After chopping some chilli, washing hands, going for a pish to suddenly discover the hand washing wasn’t as thorough as it should have been. Weird sex games gone wrong thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 3 hours ago, Eednud said: After chopping some chilli, washing hands, going for a pish to suddenly discover the hand washing wasn’t as thorough as it should have been. Use nitrile gloves when chopping scotch bonnets and chillies. My great mistake (years ago) wasn't handling my tadger, it was rubbing my eye. Bloody agony. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 As a youngster, I was applying deep heat to a groin injury and used a deep heaty hand to move the sack out of the way. It’s surprisingly difficult to dangle one’s nuts in a sink of cold water. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 26 minutes ago, coprolite said: As a youngster, I was applying deep heat to a groin injury and used a deep heaty hand to move the sack out of the way. It’s surprisingly difficult to dangle one’s nuts in a sink of cold water. Did you not consider a bath? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Did you not consider a bath? Not an option. Changing rooms with showers. And i didn't have my bath salts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, coprolite said: As a youngster, I was applying deep heat to a groin injury and used a deep heaty hand to move the sack out of the way. It’s surprisingly difficult to dangle one’s nuts in a sink of cold water. Not after 50, at that point you can damn near sling them over your shoulders! Used to laugh at the old lads saying they had sat on their sack…then I did it! Edited January 30, 2023 by TxRover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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