Derry Alli Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 Bought Lidl peanut M&M's on Friday in Elgin but it was warm(ish) and they weren't very enjoyable so only had about half a packet. I've just went to the work van to grab something and picked the pack up. They're freezing cold and were absolutely glorious. Herein the joy ends. I now want more but CBA going to Lidl just for peanut M&M's to have to put them in the fridge etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 I went to dump some bottles at the dump. But you have to make a booking to use the dump. They'd had this for Covid but not the last time I went to the dump. Funnily enough there has been a change of parties running this council since the last time I went to the dump. A surly jobsworth twat of a binman told me they'd had folk from Danderhall (in Midlothian Council) dumping their rubbish in the Edinburgh Council facility. Oh woe. Anyway f**k the Council- everyone bring your glass to Edinburgh and the large bins with the purple tops in areas that have tenements are for glass. The Council will never know you dumped your weegee/dundonian/aberdonian/borders bottles in them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 I went to dump some bottles at the dump. But you have to make a booking to use the dump. They'd had this for Covid but not the last time I went to the dump. Funnily enough there has been a change of parties running this council since the last time I went to the dump. A surly jobsworth twat of a binman told me they'd had folk from Danderhall (in Midlothian Council) dumping their rubbish in the Edinburgh Council facility. Oh woe. Anyway f**k the Council- everyone bring your glass to Edinburgh and the large bins with the purple tops in areas that have tenements are for glass. The Council will never know you dumped your weegee/dundonian/aberdonian/borders bottles in them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 58 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Naw, it's a shit situation. What we need is a military cowp... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 On 28/10/2022 at 18:21, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: I remember a documentary about it. Eddie Murphy giving Ralph Bellamy that money in Coming to America has to be the greatest Easter Egg in a Film. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: This just reminded me I had to switch off the Inter v Sampdoria game yesterday in a huff as one of the commentators kept saying "Samp". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 This just reminded me I had to switch off the Inter v Sampdoria game yesterday in a huff as one of the commentators kept saying "Samp".That is truly disgusting from the commentator. Disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: The Council will never know you dumped your weegee/dundonian/aberdonian/borders bottles in them. These might be a bit of a giveaway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 33 minutes ago, GordonD said: These might be a bit of a giveaway. Fits in a coat pocket and goes down like warm, syrupy silk, what's not to like? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 6 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Fits in a coat pocket and goes down like warm, syrupy silk, what's not to like? The next morning? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 11 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Fits in a coat pocket and goes down like warm, syrupy silk, what's not to like? Indeed, the wonderful 'half decker'. Ergonomically designed for the discerning connoisseur of this fine beverage to carry in a discreet manner. One in each pocket allows the carrier to go from nought to nawty en route to their chosen match/destination. A truly classic design. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 I was sent a form to fill in. All very official, all high level, came in an email marked "confidential"... And it is in Comic Sans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 11 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I was sent a form to fill in. All very official, all high level, came in an email marked "confidential"... And it is in Comic Sans. Two fonts walk into a bar. "You'll need to leave" says the barman, "we don't serve your type here." 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 On 18/05/2022 at 16:56, Rizzo said: Colleague left work with a cheerful "Mind and cheer on the rangers tonight!" shouted in my door as he walked past. No, I absolutely will fucking not. Well this turned into a reasons to be cheerful in the end. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 I had a very tiring day at work, got it, helped with the tea, and poured myself a very large whisky. Stretched over to grab the telly remote. And knocked over said glass of whisky. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, philpy said: I had a very tiring day at work, got it, helped with the tea, and poured myself a very large whisky. Stretched over to grab the telly remote. And knocked over said glass of whisky. Was it Glen Gone? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 On 31/10/2022 at 03:16, TxRover said: The next morning? Start again... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 14 hours ago, tamthebam said: Was it Glen Gone? Genlivid. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 14 hours ago, tamthebam said: Was it Glen Gone? Probably an Irish whiskey. O'Philpy. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Folk who mumble something and then immediately put food in their mouths. Bonus kick in the knackers for those who do that circular motion with their hand when told "sorry, what?", and a further one if talking with their mouth full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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