Guest Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: That would be a Muslim wedding, at a Hindu or Sikh Wedding when you ask for a drink, you get a full bottle plonked in front of you. They are mad. I thought Hindu weddings were dry as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 My mate's wedding was "dry" because of the bride and her family's religion. It just takes a small amount of ingenuity and subterfuge to work around this sort of lunacy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 We're off to one in August. The lad is from Sri Lanka and she's French but it's some mad all day thing with lots of mental ceremony type shite. Apparently will only be a bit of booze in the evening and the party won't be long because they're both having to start preparing at 6am. Each to their own but some of the mentalist stuff (not entirely sure which religion it's under, possibly Hindu) but her mum can't give her away because she's divorced. And he's got to bathe in milk. And the guests have to kind of make do from 10am to about 5pm with no food, I'll be sneaking out for curry wurst 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 13 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: I've got an Indian mate. ^^^^ Lone Ranger found. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 40 minutes ago, GordonD said: ^^^^ Lone Ranger found. Alright Jim Davidson, back to the 80s for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 16 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: I've got an Indian mate. It's not uncommon for Indian weddings to cost £250k and last 3 days, apparently. My daughter was at an Indian Wedding at the weekend and the Bride arrived by Helicopter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 1 hour ago, RiffRaff said: My daughter was at an Indian Wedding at the weekend and the Bride arrived by Helicopter. At least she experienced one big chopper on her wedding day 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 E4 referring to programs as stream now or watch live. They’re pre-recorded not live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 1 hour ago, BigBo10 said: E4 referring to programs as stream now or watch live. They’re pre-recorded not live. I don't know if anyone still does it, but it vexed me when distinctly second-rate TV stations started advertising the "network premiere" of a film. Literally just meant that it was the first time it had been shown on that channel, and had already made its way through the cinema, DVD, pay-per-view movie channels, subscription movie channels, regular TV channels with high ratings, and now after ten years it had finally washed up on the shores of Dave or Men & Motors. I swear I remember one of them advertising a network premiere of 1972's The Godfather. Made me think I should announce a Living Room Premiere of any film I decided to watch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 "Network Premier on Men & Motors"? Probably something with Robin Askwith 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 16 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: "Network Premier on Men & Motors"? Probably something with Robin Askwith I've just found out that it closed down thirteen years ago - I think I'd assumed it stopped being on Freeview like Sky Sports News. Bravo was better for late-night grumble material in the Nineties; Eileen Daly and weird Jess Franco movies at 3am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 8 hours ago, BTFD said: I've just found out that it closed down thirteen years ago - I think I'd assumed it stopped being on Freeview like Sky Sports News. Bravo was better for late-night grumble material in the Nineties; Eileen Daly and weird Jess Franco movies at 3am. I remember us getting Sky TV in the early 90s and finding that it picked up a German channel. RTL, I think. Always showed an Emmanuel movie on Friday nights when my folks were out. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Channel 5 on a Friday night was where it was at. Red Shoe Diaries* and then a soft porn movie, often one of the Emmanuel films. Talking of which, when the actress got 'too old' they just did a film where she went for plastic surgery and after the scene it was a different actress. *@Stellaboz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Channel 5 on a Friday night was where it was at. Red Shoe Diaries* and then a soft porn movie, often one of the Emmanuel films. Talking of which, when the actress got 'too old' they just did a film where she went for plastic surgery and after the scene it was a different actress. *@Stellaboz So many memories. Channel 4 sometimes would have Eurotrash at 1030, Channel 5 then RSD right after. Glorious. The films would sometimes be those daft Confessions of a Plumber/Postman type nonsense but then you'd sometimes get a Russ Meyer classic. So much for a 14 year old brain to take in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 35 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Channel 5 on a Friday night was where it was at. Red Shoe Diaries* and then a soft porn movie, often one of the Emmanuel films. Talking of which, when the actress got 'too old' they just did a film where she went for plastic surgery and after the scene it was a different actress. *@Stellaboz Used to watch these as well, and then you notice some of the actors that appeared in them (Matt le Blanc) were doing it before or hitting the big time or after giving up a big TV gig (Denise Crosby). Quite similar to the Shannon Tweed/Shannon Whirry movies of the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 On 07/06/2023 at 08:37, coprolite said: My mate's wedding was "dry" because of the bride and her family's religion. It just takes a small amount of ingenuity and subterfuge to work around this sort of lunacy. Hiya Winston. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: I remember us getting Sky TV in the early 90s and finding that it picked up a German channel. RTL, I think. Always showed an Emmanuel movie on Friday nights when my folks were out. If it's the same thing there was a red triangle at the bottom/top of the screen to indicate adult content. It was pretty tame stuff compared to what you can get today. Apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 On a Teams call just now. One guy joined via his phone. Seems to be using it a bit like a phone. Camera on, I can see either his eyebrow or his ear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Travelling with smokers "Wah, just one fag before the taxi!" At the airport - "Wah, just one puff before we check in" After check in ""Wah, a quick puff before we go security" "Wah - got to get my duty free got to get my duty free, get fags, buy fags, get fags. Can you carry some through on your allowance?" Through Duty Free "Wah - I've heard there's a smoking area - is that it? Look over there, is that it? Where is it? Wah Wah Wah - they've got to let folk have a quick puff" FFS. I seem to spend half my lfe standing around smoking areas with my eyes streaming and coughing from the stink whilst my mum/dad/wife kill themselves with cancer sticks. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Newbornbairn said: Travelling with smokers "Wah, just one fag before the taxi!" At the airport - "Wah, just one puff before we check in" After check in ""Wah, a quick puff before we go security" "Wah - got to get my duty free got to get my duty free, get fags, buy fags, get fags. Can you carry some through on your allowance?" Through Duty Free "Wah - I've heard there's a smoking area - is that it? Look over there, is that it? Where is it? Wah Wah Wah - they've got to let folk have a quick puff" FFS. I seem to spend half my lfe standing around smoking areas with my eyes streaming and coughing from the stink whilst my mum/dad/wife kill themselves with cancer sticks. Sounds like you're having just the best holiday ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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