BFTD Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: What I want more than anything right now is an Easter egg. But absolutely nobody sells these delights outside of Springtime. f**k off. Aren't they usually just cooking chocolate? Just buy a slab from the baking aisle. Years ago you'd get cheap shops selling old easter eggs through 'til Christmas, but I take it Cadbury's & co recall them now so it doesn't affect their sales of other products. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 8 minutes ago, BTFD said: Aren't they usually just cooking chocolate? Just buy a slab from the baking aisle. Years ago you'd get cheap shops selling old easter eggs through 'til Christmas, but I take it Cadbury's & co recall them now so it doesn't affect their sales of other products. No. I want mine formed for me in the shape of an egg with the potential promise of a bonus snack inside. Just buy a slab of cooking chocolate. You madman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: I was thinking of the Dame Edna one, whom Madonna resembles these days... Compo face par excellence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 36 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: What I want more than anything right now is an Easter egg. But absolutely nobody sells these delights outside of Springtime. f**k off. Just smash up a normal bar of chocolate & tell yourself it was once in an egg-shape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 6 minutes ago, Venti said: Just smash up a normal bar of chocolate & tell yourself it was once in an egg-shape. I'll smash you up and pretend you're an egg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: I'll smash you up and pretend you're an egg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 22 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: No. I want mine formed for me in the shape of an egg with the potential promise of a bonus snack inside. Just buy a slab of cooking chocolate. You madman. When was the last time you got an easter egg with anything inside? I don't think the wean ever got one, and he's a teenager now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 19 minutes ago, BTFD said: When was the last time you got an easter egg with anything inside? I don't think the wean ever got one, and he's a teenager now. I'm calling social services right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 I never really recovered from finding out they were hollow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 4 hours ago, BTFD said: When was the last time you got an easter egg with anything inside? I don't think the wean ever got one, and he's a teenager now. Where do bairns become weans? I always had Alloa in the former part of the country. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 40 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Where do bairns become weans? Probably the same place lorne becomes square, chipper becomes chippy, rowie becomes buttery, softie becomes roll.... Deviants in Falkirk probably? Ehm stertin'. @Melanius Mullarkay, pass the popcorn. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Where's the salt and vinegar/salt and sauce boundaries? I live in the east and from the reaction I get when I ask for s+v I sometimes think I must have mispronounced it and asked for a plague kebab. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 39 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Where's the salt and vinegar/salt and sauce boundaries? I live in the east and from the reaction I get when I ask for s+v I sometimes think I must have mispronounced it and asked for a plague kebab. Probably West Lothian imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Amy Irons staged annoying cackling at Craig Levein's scripted 'yer da' shite patter on that Sacked in the Morning podcast. Levein probably thinks she genuinely loves his cringeworthy exaggerated made up pish and thinks he is in with a shout of getting into her Ian Durrants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 Probably been said before, but a pttgoyn for me is all that made up shite for tourists to put on their Instatwat app - e.g. in Paris people putting "love locks" on the Pont Neuf making it heavy and unsafe, or idiot Americans rubbing Greyfriars Bobbys nose causing it to fall off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 12 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Where do bairns become weans? I always had Alloa in the former part of the country. I grew up in Alloa. Very much Bairn country. Weans is some sort of Weegie aberration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 36 minutes ago, Leith Green said: Probably been said before, but a pttgoyn for me is all that made up shite for tourists to put on their Instatwat app - e.g. in Paris people putting "love locks" on the Pont Neuf making it heavy and unsafe, or idiot Americans rubbing Greyfriars Bobbys nose causing it to fall off. You're right but have to admit to having done this one in Verona. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 Our freezer is just the wee tiny one on top of a wee tiny fridge so it's always rammed, especially as I'm into cocktails and always want ice handy. The PTTGOMN is no matter what I take out of it, there never seems to be any more space when shutting slamming the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 15 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: I never really recovered from finding out they were hollow. Thank God you still believe in Santa ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 41 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: idiot Americans rubbing Greyfriars Bobbys nose causing it to fall off. Doesn't help that tour guides encourage them to do it, telling them it's an old tradition. Aye, dates all the way back to 2015 or thereabouts. If somebody wants to start a crowdfund to wire the statue up to the mains, I'd be happy to contribute. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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