Brother Blades Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 20 minutes ago, GordonD said: Grown adults who say to other grown adults, "Was Santa good to you?" when asking what they got for Christmas. ^^^ Santa wasn’t good to him. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 @Div taking BlackRocks dollars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 Folk who ask you to ask somebody a question then when you give them the answer go and do what they wanted to in the first place even though that's the opposite of the answer you gave. If you aren't interested in the answer, don't ask the question in the first place! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 My neighbours have been playing heavy bass music or singing karaoke, badly, all night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 2 hours ago, RH33 said: My neighbours have been playing heavy bass music or singing karaoke, badly, all night. Well, if they're now asleep, time to get Crazy Frog on the hifi at full volume and go out for a few hours. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 2 hours ago, RH33 said: My neighbours have been playing heavy bass music or singing karaoke, badly, all night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 Smoke alarm battery warning beep. 1.30am. Problem is, it took me about 10 minutes to work out which one of the seven alarms it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 6 hours ago, mathematics said: Smoke alarm battery warning beep. 1.30am. Problem is, it took me about 10 minutes to work out which one of the seven alarms it was. They never start going off during the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 Fucking vapists. Particulary where is says no smoking/vaping. Take yer vanilla, and f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 On 22/12/2023 at 22:16, scottsdad said: Went to Tesco at 10 am today. Pandemonium. An underrated PS1 classic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 On 25/12/2023 at 19:18, MazzyStar said: @Div taking BlackRocks dollars. At least he's never voted for B Teams to be in the Lowland League... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 12 hours ago, mathematics said: Smoke alarm battery warning beep. 1.30am. Problem is, it took me about 10 minutes to work out which one of the seven alarms it was. Locate said beeping unit, uninstall it, remove the dying battery and mail the alarm and battery to @RH33 so she can toss it under her neighbours settee with the battery reinstalled. That’ll puzzle them a fair bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 7 hours ago, TxRover said: Locate said beeping unit, uninstall it, remove the dying battery and mail the alarm and battery to @RH33 so she can toss it under her neighbours settee with the battery reinstalled. That’ll puzzle them a fair bit. I saw a thing - about the size of a thumbnail consisting of a watch battery, a wee bit circuit board and a wee loudspeaker. Designed to be easily hidden, it emits a beep at random intervals from 1 minute to 12 hours. I want some! It would drive folk daft trying to find it. Forgotten where I saw it though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 13 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: I saw a thing - about the size of a thumbnail consisting of a watch battery, a wee bit circuit board and a wee loudspeaker. Designed to be easily hidden, it emits a beep at random intervals from 1 minute to 12 hours. I want some! It would drive folk daft trying to find it. Forgotten where I saw it though Mrs Mathematics left one of those in a busy office at work. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 When someone gives you a bottle of port for christmas, and then the cork falls apart when you open it as its obviously been sitting upright in their cupboard for 10 years and dried out. Having to decant it through a sieve, clean the bottle then find another feckin cork....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Leith Green said: When someone gives you a bottle of port for christmas, and then the cork falls apart when you open it as its obviously been sitting upright in their cupboard for 10 years and dried out. Having to decant it through a sieve, clean the bottle then find another feckin cork....... Christmas is a wonderful time to get rid of random shit out of your cupboard by giving it to someone else though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trogdor Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 9 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Christmas is a wonderful time to get rid of random shit out of your cupboard by giving it to someone else though. I am very guilty of that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Christmas is a wonderful time to get rid of random shit out of your cupboard by giving it to someone else though. You are not wrong - I am more annoyed at myself for being a greedy bugger and not just lying it on its side for a week to get some moisture back in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Delaying buying the final couple of presents for people you weren't expecting to see until the middle of January, finding out they're doing a flying visit tomorrow morning, realising you HAVE TO go shopping to buy their presents today, looking out the window and seeing that it is pishing down. Merry Humbug. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Email from Amazon, your order has been dispatched. Half an hour later an email from DPD we have your parcel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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