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Ooft that Houston interview. Every week he spouts the same old pish but looks more and more broken. Today he of course got his customary 'talk is cheap' catchphrase in as well as absolving himself from any of the blame as 'he doesn't tell the players to play like that'. Yet the one that really pissed me off was his spiel about how we're Falkirk and we only pass the ball about and he never tells the players to play it long and never asks Robbie to kick it long in training. The c***s living in a fantasy world we've been playing unimaginative, boring hoofball for the best part of a year now. The players quite clearly are not playing for him and he has no ideas aside from 4-4-2 hoofball. With him at the helm for the season there's a very real chance that we'll go down. When we've got probably the 2nd biggest budget in the league is a fucking embarrassment. Our squad consists of 2 'keepers, 6 centre backs, 2 full backs, 2 wingers, 6 centre midfielders, 3 strikers and a Scott Shepherd. Although they're not showing it at the moment we have some good players and there is an eleven in there that can beat anyone in this league however we need that old Mark Kerr loving dinosaur to get to f**k and a manager in who is able to find a system to work around the players we have rather than shoehorn players in every week. Christ I didn't think I was that seething when I started writing this. f**k you Houston.23 points
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No, it will be because you're an irritating little c**t.20 points
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I have never felt so humble to see my name etched in posterity on the trophy alongside all the illustrious previous champions. The dancing on the streets of Tournafulla will tale place as soon as I am deemed well enough to go home. Five fechin months stuck between Tralee and Limerick hospitals. The quiz has meant more to me than you could possibly imagine. The highlight of every dreary day. Home soon though as I have been assured. I thank you all and in particular his Eminence for making this possible. Sent from my VF-895N using Pie and Bovril mobile app17 points
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On a forum where petty squabbles, full-on witch hunts and everything in between are order of the day, on a forum where dotting campaigns and accounts are a thing and in a forum where the list of highest reputation users has historically been filled with far too many pun merchants, there is a certain degree of prestige associated with recognition from your P&B peers. Sadly this doesn't always translate as it should, as we've had more than our fair share of utter weapons who seem to delight in the negative attention they bring upon themselves. With that in mind our first entry celebrates those too beige to manage any of that, the fabled 'single-pointers' who received a solitary fifth place vote from one person. Token, throw-in, last minute necessity to fill out a list of merely five posters after boredom set in, who knows. Either way, the following were so forgettable that only one person cared enough to mention them. @supermik, @Mr Bairn, @pandarilla, @Hearts Daft, @EdgarusQPFC, @Drew Brees, @Bobby Skidmarks, @Reynard, @Shandon Par, @Deefiant, @Grangemouth Bairn, @Craig McCulloch Burley, @Rugster, @red23 and @Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Among their number we have thieves, racists, paranoid SJWs, fantasists, the (apparently) mentally ill, probable militia members and the completely fashion unconscious. I'll leave you to decide if that list of accolades coupled with their status as single pointers merits pity more than scorn. Here are some of your testimonials, in no particular order: "My only ever red dot. Just coz I pointed out he is a thick boring can't. Some people!!!" "Twat." "I really don't see the point of this poster at all. Dreadful." "Stuck up wee townie who thinks he's a ticket and has shite taste in hip-hop music." "A Dee but a c**t of the highest order with the banking of fellow Dees' cash" "a recently noticed fellow Aberdeen fan who has been posting cluster fucks of posts on Hearts-related threads"11 points
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I'm sure he posted something along the lines of: "You can red dot my posts in the General Nonsense forum, but don't dare red dot anything in the Lowland League boards". So that's exactly what I did - red dotted anything with his name against it, regardless of what it was. YouTube clips of Spartans highlights, gloriously dabbed at like a bingo card.11 points
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It'll take someone monumental to top the late, unlamented Grim O'Grady. There have been some terrible posters over the years but the loathsome O'Grady had a real skill in derailing every single thread from its original topic and onto his specialist subject: himself. He was a dreadful prospect before his house fire and even worse after it and I'm glad he no longer haunts these forums. I took it upon myself to red dot his posts, regardless of their content, and he responded to this by red dotting my posts with his risible Spartans TV account. "Grim's actually alright when you go for a pint with him!" yell his loser supporters. Well, I wouldn't want to go for a drink with him, and I wouldn't want to go for a drink with them either. Fide is also a terrible individual. I've only ever encountered him in the video games forum and he came across as a thick, immature arsehole.8 points
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Quite. And I'm not sure heedthebaa is even remotely apologetic for this afternoon's thrustings. This poor woman raised a child unable to wipe his own arse aged 16. Today, she's in her finest attire ready to celebrate lunch with some ham hock, chicken balmoral, poached pears and some decaf. And our borders based deviant's turned on and ploughs his mother for the first time since his 21st. That's why he made my top 5.7 points
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The one time anyone on this forum would ever remotely care about what Miguel Sanchez had to post about anything as well.7 points
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I have to say despite the result on Saturday I left having had a very pleasant experience at Starks park. The stadium staff very helpful, the pricing policy was spot on, stewards were pleasant, catering very efficient and the stadium very impressive. Well done to all responsible.7 points
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In fairness, you got banned for point scoring over the sexual abuse of children so you can fucking do one you fucking scumbag.7 points
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Magee trying to dish out the funnies. Games a bogey.6 points
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1.) Grim O'Grady I skimmed past just about all of his posts, but unfortunately others didn't which saw the quality of just about every thread he was involved in plummet through the floor. He was like the scumbaggery of 8mile, the shite puns of Zen Archer and the sheer boredom of Bishop Briggs rolled into one. His con-job on the goodwill of others after he burnt his house down also showed him up as an immensely unpleasant person. 2.) Wisbit His posting style was similar to Grim O'Grady's, only more passive-aggressive and showed him up to be a flat-earth believing lunatic who took videos of himself playing computer games while his mother watched Emmerdale in the same room. Reasonably harmless compared to some of the others on this list, but the sheer quantity of his shit posts puts him right up there. 3.) 8MileBU Already been covered in some detail on this thread, but, yeah... fantasist, mink and generally horrible individual. Thankfully been hounded into doing little more these days than anal-voring Rab B Nesbit on the Premier League thread. 4.) Bishop Briggs The most boring poster on the forum. 5.) Gunther A gay-hating, woman-hating, self-hating simpleton living out his embarrassing mid-life crisis in every one of his posts.6 points
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Be better if you were a gift at the morgue, you Tory c**t. Especially if they had to unwrap you from a plane wreck. Am I the only c**t trying to kick this off?5 points
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A wee bit OTT on here. We've now got a midfield that doesn't create? I take it we've forgot about the numerous chances created in the last 3 then to win them all. Ross County I was hoping for 3 points, the rest have been c***s of a fixture list early season. Yes I include Hamilton away because of that c**t of a surface. Now's the time to start picking up points.5 points
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Groundhog Day 8/10 Not seen it in yrs so watched it with my daughter last night. Really enjoyed it.5 points
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You'd just randomly go grind on a female you've never spoken to in a club? It's not normal or acceptable in any environment you rapey f**k.5 points
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Nothing will happen because of years of making Falkirk a "family club", discouraging singing, banners, flags or even standing up. Instead they promote bringing bairns and women to games - who's going to go mental in a protest at the board/manager with their wife beside them and a toddler bouncing on their knee * They've sanitised the game, taken the heart and soul out of it to create a middle class pastime for old men and children. A few boos, a few tut tuts then ... nothing. * (stand fast that Kilmarnock fruitloop).5 points
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3. Folk who White Knight other posters based solely on the team they support.4 points
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So what's it to be? QP thread says Bene apparently 'fine'.... get to this one and he has a broken leg! Was he seen by two separate doctors and one diagnosed the wrong leg?4 points
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If you watch the interview Barry was happy with the keepers contribution yesterday, saying he was unlucky for the goal and actually made a decent stop from point blank range. I actually think he's solid enough for this league anyway. Looks to organise the defence. Plus again as Barry rightly says, his kick led to the winner....4 points
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Don't forget the plumbers, mechanics, and production line workers too.4 points
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Sanchez is clearly just going to sit back and watch the thread implode rather than post anything. Both magnificent and complete arsehole behaviour.4 points
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The top two in the WOAT department by absolutely miles. Arguably the two biggest roasters in the history of the internet. First and second literally cannot be anyone else. Standfree not far behind either, the jigsaw loving grass.4 points
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Fabregas is spot on re O'Grady, I think people are forgetting how bad he was over a period of around a year. Objectively he should top this list.4 points
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It's the results against the other shite teams that will define our season. Anything from a top 6 team is a bonus and anything at Ibrox would've been a miracle IMO.4 points
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I can't believe how forgiving you guys are of the players. They deserve as much stick as Houston, surely?4 points
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Morons that scream abuse at officials yet don't actually know the laws of the game. Idiotic coaches that scream and rant at kids despite the fact they are doing their best and are meant to be learning. It's not the kids fault you're coaching under 12's mate and living your life through them. Thicko parents at games who shout utter shite.4 points
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Stan sacrificed himself to rid the forum of Tedi and Grimbo. If ever P&B has had a martyr, it's him.4 points
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Saw them at the Apollo in 1978. Not their best track though.3 points
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