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Dr Adrian Chew? A Chew?

Watching Dumbarton is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.... you hand over your money and then watch them go up and down.

I'm sure more detail will be incoming through official channels, but IMO that went well. Very well indeed

Hearts hilariously relegated early due to coronavirus, or Dundee United hilariously denied promotion due to coronavirus.

We had some good times Dundee. We can still be friends.... etc

Well, where to start. Absolute horrer show from Hearts, the lack of tactics is embarrassing. Naismith has become a total passenger and looks like he's chucked it. Damour, not sure I'm ready to discuss him yet. St Mirren could've won that by 3/4 goals and felt hard done by, no Barcelona but the outworked Hearts like we'd just done to hibs. Think that was my third visit to the new ground, good set up saints have, decent crowd in too. Well deserved 3 points against a gutless hearts team.

Frankly I think it’s a disgrace that there isn’t official recognition on this forum of the deep, fraternal bond that exists between St Mirren and Hibernian Football Clubs. It’s time for Paisley and Leith to become sister cities, and for us to adopt each other’s club anthems. Love Street 86, Hampden 87, Fir Park 10, Hampden 13 and now tonight in Paisley 20. St Mirren, there’s no other way to put it, you have given me some of the best footballing days of my lifetime.

How dare you not work in a job that pays full sick pay. What a loser!

Gordon I take it the boys club reference is us (BSC) and he’s talking about the guy that’s done in 2 weeks what those incompetent, self serving wasters couldn’t do in 10 years. I for one salute you George Fraser. The game owes you a great deal of gratitude.

I've seen Philadelphia. He doesn't do well when up against a virus

Yes, imo.

The LL will take as many who are interested, nobody will be turned away as is being claimed in WRJFA circles. However as you say, the LL will run this league with 12 clubs or 42 clubs it makes no difference to them. The important thing, the base reason for a WoSFL, is to provide a pathway into the Pyramid and Senior football for all clubs in the west of Scotland. All clubs regardless of their current "grade". It's not solely about the Juniors, and nor should it. Meanwhile we have the WRJFA running around spouting pish, lying to clubs about option Z, trying to "starve" the LL of clubs, trying to get the SFA to put blockers in to stop it, threatening legal action, we even had someone at Tuesdays meeting shout "F*ck the LL" without any sort of rebuke, that on the back of the woodpile incident. Do you want these people anywhere near the Pyramid?

If I was being paid by the SJFA to try and preserve the existence of the body this is what I would suggest they propose: SJFA advise all West clubs to join WOSL SJFA advise all south of Tay clubs to join EOS SJFA advise north of Tay and North Region clubs to form a new Senior Grampian league Announce that SJFA will become a body like the County FAs but with a nationwide remit to run the Junior Cup only Announce that the 2020-21 Junior Cup will have no replays, no Saturday priorities after a postponement and single leg semi finals. Invite applications for membership of the SJFA from any club in Tier 5 or below. They can do all of that without need for any of the Senior Leagues to agree to it and it would preserve the history of the SJFA as a body through the Junior Cup while also allowing clubs a fresh start in the pyramid. Bold, imaginative and decisive. HL / LL / EOS clubs can choose to compete in the Junior Cup or not depending on their preference. Likelihood of that happening... Low.

Hopefully you catch it first Tory c**t

Tories going bonkers that Nicola has briefed on the Cobra meeting before they've got their arses in gear and spoken. No one to blame but themselves. Why should she hold back information for the Scottish public whilst Boris messes up his hair and scratches his arse, or whatever it is he's doing before he briefs?

Maybe you could pull yourself up by your bootstraps, study to better yourself and get a better job where you get full sick pay? Only yourself to blame.

Have they expressed interest?

Bet365 just gave me an early pay out on this.... Sure, why not?

At least nobody would be there to watch us turn you over for a fourth time this season.

Ten German bombers being belted out by the world’s most weird and embarrassing supporters. It shouldn’t take a virus to close Ibrox Park.

Dear god Alex Rae is terrible at talking. Such a dull voice and he says total shite. I'd rather listen to Craig Levein narrate erotic novels. It would probably make more sense than what's slivering out of Raes mouth.

A crowd w**k in a virus thread. Never change Falkirk.

Aberdeen are, of course, in the top flight under false pretences, having been elected in the 1904/05 despite finishing 7th in a 12 team second tier. Every success they have had since then is tainted and they should really have an asterisk beside every single one of their league titles.

I am off to have my son legally renamed David Turnbull. My daughter too.

The article posted literally explains it. The SPFL is not sitting on reserves of cash. TV and sponsorship money and the likes is paid out to clubs as prize money, and the small bits which are held back are used to pay their staff. The clubs run and operate the SPFL, if they wanted the SPFL to have cash reserves they would have written the SPFL rules to reflect that.

I wake up every morning feeling like I'm back at school as I check the news to see if it's a 'snow day'. But instead of snow, it's a deadly virus. And instead of school, it's my livelihood. But every morning, I'm still tinged with disappointment.

Yes,at birth.

Fingers crossed the next time a swathe of gibbering **** swarm over Twitter to cry about sides sitting in against them, they remember this fucking hounding where their team of mighty heroes has sat camped 30 yards from goal and, on the rare occasion they touch the ball, pump the ball aimlessly into the channels for an isolated striker to chase.

Listening to Alex Rae is absolute torture.

Surprised anyone is seriously looking for anything back on a ticket they most likely paid for 10 months ago. Particularly given the circumstances. Write off your loss and move on would be my gentle advice to season ticket holders.

So if they decide to play all spfl matches behind closed doors then couldn’t they waiv the no domestic live streaming rule and allow all clubs to show their matches online for a fee that way clubs don’t end up in a black whole ? Of course this is Scotland and theres no way common sense like that would be allowed

Rangers fans will still ask though, they're never arsed about saving their various clubs

People keep complaining about VAR, but from a Scottish point of view, it seems to keep fucking over Celtic and Rangers, so I'm in favour.

Check the fixtures on Sunday!

Meatball knows.

Can I just shock you? I like VAR. Despite what I just said earlier.

Covid-521

Put on ice you mean?

Sick of reading about folk no giving a shit about the already ill Might have a shortened life span but I'm not ready to die yet so just wash your fucking hands.

Can I shock you? I like St Mirren.

Surely anyone loyal and committed enough to the club to invest in a season ticket isn't going to be a complete dick and demand a refund of 2 or 3 games worth? Except the dude that was going to sue for false imprisonment that time he was held back from leaving the car park for 10 minutes when he'd stormed out of a game early, perhaps.

Is there anything to be said for saying another mass?

Stages of the idiot. 1. What a load of fuss about nothing, it's just the flu. 2. Stopping meetings is stupid, the chances of catching anything is tiny. 3. Why didn't they ban everything from the start? They haven't a clue.

The only positive of that would be that Sky, the SFA, SPFL, mutant fans, Superscoreboard etc. Would be absolutely raging the old firm game gets cancelled. A lot of salty tears.

Live scenes from St James Train Station.

It's a fans' football forum not the executive committee of the WHO, you walloper.