Cosmic Joe

Champions' League. Hardly any c***s are actually champions. I'd honestly rather watch a game on BBC Alba...

Would you not be better posting this luvvie pish on a Falkirk thread?

I can exclusively reveal that both Gilmour's and the Crown in Stenhousemuir have shut their orangey doors for good. Which is a shame as I used to enjoy wandering in pre and post match to attempt to engage the customers in lower Scottish fitba league conversation...

Yes. I actually checked a map from 1920ish just after my reply. There looks to be nothing remaining of the old houses. I remember reading that they were pretty grim places to stay. They had something like eight children as well. Must have been tough going. They separated and my Grandfather remarried. My mum was born in 1941 when he was 60!

All I know was that he was a coal miner and lived there between 1905 and 1922. Sligo Street certainly doesn't exist now. He died in 1951 long before I was born...

A monarchy is such a ridiculous institution in this day and age on so many levels...

Wee Jimmy's is a great pub in Cowdenbeath. The Goth is/ was worth a visit for other reasons. Like many pubs it was cheap as chips. I liked it. I often wonder where my grandfather used to drink when he stayed in Sligo Street in Lumphinnans back in the day. Legend has it that he gave up the demon brew after he came face to face with auld Nick at the bottom of the stairwell stotting home from the pub one night and was teetotal from that day on...

Love a so-called rough pub. Methil v Dundee Quarter-finals: Tower Bar v Caws The Brig Tavern v Polepark Bar Purple Cat v Kelly's Kirkland Bar v The Kettledrum

What! Sexism on the General Nonsense forum? That'll never catch on...

Ah but they are marching for parliamentary democracy. A priest being spat on is merely collateral damage...

A beautiful sunny day and Scotland is just about the only country in western Europe that doesn't get Good Friday off thanks to John Knox and his miserable chums...

Can't imagine sushi having any smell at all unless it's heated up or past its use by date...

That's an interesting tights/ trouser combo you've got going on...

The exercise probably increased his lifespan; so the new owners should be applauded. Condolences etc...

No. I said £50 is a ridiculous amount to pay for a label on a t-shirt...

Borderline racist term of abuse aside, £50 is a ridiculous amount of money to pay for a label on a t-shirt...

This news will only appear when KK copies and pastes it from the club's Twitter account and not before... :-)

What a slobbering mess you are when it comes to us. In contrast to his erudition relating to other matters?

You do realise that this thread wasn't created for actually having a head's gone?

I like it. Good amount of lower division Scottish league stuff (aka proper fitba). One thing they should absolutely avoid aspiring towards is Soccer AM....

For some reason Rangers fans have an aversion to folk marching to the beat of their own drum...

Know a guy who invited his golf club mates back to his house for a drink. Got his wife up out of bed to make them sandwiches. Then charged them for the sandwiches. If there is one thing I hate more than golf it's members of golf clubs...

The hybrid model does not work, as we have found out on more than one occasion in the past at Bayview. So go for it my Lino friends...

The Gaffer gets invited to provide an update on the injury situation in almost every interview but is fully aware that any information he wishes to divulge, for the reasons stated above is up to his discretion...

Reading between the lines on this thread everyone on here is a brilliant driver and is quite capable of safely driving 10 mph above the national speed limit, yet the roads are full of arsehole drivers. And people wonder why the law errs on the side of caution when it comes to setting speed limits?