Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Fife based c***s: Are the shows still going at Burntisland and will the be there tomorrow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Is it really necessary for the linesman to check the soles of the substitutes boots before allowing them on the pitch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Fife based c***s: Are the shows still going at Burntisland and will the be there tomorrow? Are you looking for a job? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 25 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Are you looking for a job? You been given your jotters again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You been given your jotters again? It was an innocent misunderstanding with the lady at the hotdog stall when I doubted her claim that the produce was indeed a foot long. The police wrongly deduced my effort to prove her wrong as indecent exposure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: It was an innocent misunderstanding with the lady at the hotdog stall when I doubted her claim that the produce was indeed a foot long. The police wrongly deduced my effort to prove her wrong as indecent exposure. Nah, my money is on your attempt to verify the bearded lady.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginaro Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Fife based c***s: Are the shows still going at Burntisland and will the be there tomorrow? Yes, think they're there until the schools go back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Fife based c***s: Are the shows still going at Burntisland and will the be there tomorrow? During a lull in today's game some of my fellow Edinburgh City fans came up with idea for a Scottish based "Love Island" to be called "Burnt Island". We decided that given the number of street view CCTV cameras around these days there was more chance of two folk shagging being on TV in Burntisland than in Love Island. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: During a lull in today's game some of my fellow Edinburgh City fans came up with idea for a Scottish based "Love Island" to be called "Burnt Island". We decided that given the number of street view CCTV cameras around these days there was more chance of two folk shagging being on TV in Burntisland than in Love Island. I’ll bear that in mind for today, Tam. Edited July 21, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: During a lull in today's game So that would be any time in the first 87 minutes then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Should I wait for my favourite takeaway to open or should I just order food now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 41 minutes ago, Dele said: Should I wait for my favourite takeaway to open or should I just order food now? What time does it open Del ? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 45 minutes from now. I'm struggling, badly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 45 minutes ago, Dele said: Should I wait for my favourite takeaway to open or should I just order food now? Get something now and later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Is there such a thing as UV reflective spray you can put on cats to make them more visible to birds? I've just had to put my 2nd mortally wounded bird out of its misery this year because a cat has found a good hiding spot. I was thinking because birds see UV there might be something like that but all I can see online is a weird collar thing (it's not my cat). 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 2 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Is there such a thing as UV reflective spray you can put on cats to make them more visible to birds? I've just had to put my 2nd mortally wounded bird out of its misery this year because a cat has found a good hiding spot. I was thinking because birds see UV there might be something like that but all I can see online is a weird collar thing (it's not my cat). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I’m killing a bit of time in Dundee City Centre right now (so if you want a square go just give me a shout). The seagulls are a menace. Why don’t you just shoot them all instead of sticking up flyers complaining about them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 On 21/07/2019 at 13:17, Dele said: 45 minutes from now. I'm struggling, badly. Pretend you've ordered through Just Eat. All of a sudden, a 45 mins wait will seem like f*** all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 29 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I’m killing a bit of time in Dundee City Centre right now (so if you want a square go just give me a shout). The seagulls are a menace. Why don’t you just shoot them all instead of sticking up flyers complaining about them? They're protected species. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I’m killing a bit of time in Dundee City Centre right now (so if you want a square go just give me a shout). The seagulls are a menace. Why don’t you just shoot them all instead of sticking up flyers complaining about them?Turned up in Dee Man’s manor when you know he isn’t there. Disrespectful imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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