oldbitterandgrumpy Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: I'm a poster boy for millennials, born in a blue bit, couldn't afford to live there myself and now live in an orange bit. I live in what the locals round here would call a scummy part of town. I've had no problems whatsoever (the odd arsehole neighbour now and again, but they eventually move on), but a solid pre-war built sandstone house with your own back door and garden is truly a thing of beauty, especially when you've got protected woods behind your back fence with no chance of development. Peace, privacy and tranquility. Wonderful. Can't see my place ever being featured in House And Garden or Grand Designs, but that in itself makes me feel good. Mr and Mrs Jones? You can just f**k off. I'm happy with what I have. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 [mention=17699]G_Man1985[/mention] was it you who posted a link a while ago about areas that were supposed to be the best and worst? If so, can you post a link again please? I think it was me on the worst town in Scotland thread I should probably reiterate that there are a lot of caveats in those rankings and as they are principally compiled to find which places need help the middle and top ends aren’t as meaningful The same principle holds for IQ tests but nobody seems to notice that either 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Gaz said: Have I fell asleep and woken up in 2001? Which bit? Are there lots of apes about fighting over scraps or are you on a space flight to the moon listening to "The Blue Danube", or maybe onboard a giant ship heading for Jupiter? Any sign of the monolith? Also, what does any of this have to do with ringtones? Edited October 23, 2020 by Fullerene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 14 hours ago, thisal said: I've got myself a new shed and was looking at solar lights. Then I thought I could set up a socket or two to charge my lawnmower etc. or plug electric tools. I have looked at Caravan kits. these are basically just a battery and power invertor connected to solar panel. Was thinking maybe a solar wind combination and buy kit parts separately to save money. Doing it more as a project rather than an alternative to running mains from the house. Anyone done this? Or have any thoughts, suggestions. Plenty of plastic sheeting. Spoiler 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: Well if you have stick a tenner on Rangers going bust and being relegated to the bottom division in 11 years time and another tenner on Donald Trump being elected president in 2016 STOP ENCOURAGING THEM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 2 hours ago, MixuFruit said: I'm a poster boy for millennials, born in a blue bit, couldn't afford to live there myself and now live in an orange bit. How's life in Bridgeton these days? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 12 hours ago, Gaz said: Have I fell asleep and woken up in 2001? 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: Well if you have stick a tenner on Rangers going bust and being relegated to the bottom division in 11 years time and another tenner on Donald Trump being elected president in 2016 And don't go anywhere near New York. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Lviv Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 I have a real bad hangover. Just being constantly sick anytime I drink anything. I’m blaming the foreign beer as I’m never as bad as this when I’m home. Anyone got any ideas to improve my situation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 Just now, Karpaty Lviv said: I have a real bad hangover. Just being constantly sick anytime I drink anything. I’m blaming the foreign beer as I’m never as bad as this when I’m home. Anyone got any ideas to improve my situation? Switch to schnapps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 4 hours ago, Karpaty Lviv said: I have a real bad hangover. Just being constantly sick anytime I drink anything. I’m blaming the foreign beer as I’m never as bad as this when I’m home. Anyone got any ideas to improve my situation? Grow a set. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emiliano ZaBankie Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 What do the Sunday National and Sunday Mail cost nowadays? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 5 hours ago, Karpaty Lviv said: I have a real bad hangover. Just being constantly sick anytime I drink anything. I’m blaming the foreign beer as I’m never as bad as this when I’m home. Anyone got any ideas to improve my situation? A bottle of absinthe and a couple of tins of red bull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 5 hours ago, Broomhill Ultra said: What do the Sunday National and Sunday Mail cost nowadays? Are they newspapers? Does anyone still buy newspapers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 7 hours ago, Broomhill Ultra said: What do the Sunday National and Sunday Mail cost nowadays? That's a bit like buying the Vegan News along with the Meat Eaters Gazette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 16 hours ago, Karpaty Lviv said: I have a real bad hangover. Just being constantly sick anytime I drink anything. I’m blaming the foreign beer as I’m never as bad as this when I’m home. Anyone got any ideas to improve my situation? I appreciate it's probably a bit late now but two valium and sleep it off would be my suggestion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 23 hours ago, Karpaty Lviv said: I have a real bad hangover. Just being constantly sick anytime I drink anything. I’m blaming the foreign beer as I’m never as bad as this when I’m home. Anyone got any ideas to improve my situation? Windows open, heating up full blast, earphones in, blindfold on, danger w**k and a can of irn bru. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpweed Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 When a guide dog does a shite, who picks it up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 17 minutes ago, dumpweed said: When a guide dog does a shite, who picks it up? They are trained to shite in the gutter at the side of the road, I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Who the f**k let Tartan Tammy back in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 4 hours ago, Stan Hope said: guide dogs >>>>>>>>chinese people I genuinely don't even know where to start with this tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 6 hours ago, dumpweed said: When a guide dog does a shite, who picks it up? Reminds me of that story from a few years back of a blind man who, with his guide dog, who were waiting to cross the road, and for no good reason the dog suddenly cocked his leg and peed all over his master's trouser leg. The next thing to happen was the blind man fumbling in his pocket for a biscuit to give the dog much to the amazement of a passer-by. "What's going on here mate", says he, "The dog's just peed on your leg, and now you're giving it a biscuit?" "It's okay, say's the blind man, I'm just trying to find where his mouth his, and then I'll give it a kick in the bollocks" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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