19QOS19 Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Cricket might be the only sport worse than the egg chasing.Golf is far more boring than cricket*. Watching someone whack a wee white ball, the camera panning to the sky and you trying to hunt for the thing. Absolute snoozefest. * When they aren't taking absolute days to shine and throw the ball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 20 minutes ago, GordonD said: FTFY Been there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Since we're talking about money I've often wondered what would happen if you're caught being quite a big drug dealer and in the course of the operation a proceeds of crime is used against you and they want all your profits back. They can't take your cars though, or your houses because you haven't spent it on that - you've spent all the money you make on paying off other people's debts so all these folk are now debt free. Would the powers that be chase them for the cash and plunge them into debt again or what? Unless you have told them, how would they know this is how you have spend your money? If you have told them, you are an idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 5 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: I'd host the first annual P&B Ching and Hookers Subcrawl. You could probably afford that with a 4 number win on the Lottery if you head into the Southside first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: Unless you have told them, how would they know this is how you have spend your money? If you have told them, you are an idiot. I'm guessing that part of the 'proceeds of crime' investigation/charge would be to track your payments. It's a purely hypothetical situation but one I've often wondered how they'd look for the money - or whether they would just increase the custodial due to not being able/willing to try to get money back (for free). Edited April 2, 2021 by Mr. Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Handing over the proceeds of illegal enterprises to friends and family would be a pretty good way of hiding it from the authorities, so I'm pretty sure they'd insist on getting it back. I'm sure I've seen episodes of Law & Order where that happened which, as any fule kno, is the Bible of American legal procedure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, BFTD said: Handing over the proceeds of illegal enterprises to friends and family would be a pretty good way of hiding it from the authorities, so I'm pretty sure they'd insist on getting it back. I'm sure I've seen episodes of Law & Order where that happened which, as any fule kno, is the Bible of American legal procedure. Didn't work out for Liam Buchanan's dad... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 18 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I'm guessing that part of the 'proceeds of crime' investigation/charge would be to track your payments. It's a purely hypothetical situation but one I've often wondered how they'd look for the money - or whether they would just increase the custodial due to not being able/willing to try to get money back (for free). They might spot your donations to Lefty's Donkey Sanctuary or Big Mad Jazza's Orphanage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Pretty sure Barry Ferguson is Scottish football’s expert on moving money to your wife to avoid liabilities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Was/is dangermouse ever referred to as Dave? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 7 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You can only do what you think is right at the time. One thing I did learn. If anyone asks you to get involved in the non-playing side of a football club...DON'T! So which football club's death were you involved in? Airdrie? Clydebank? Rangers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: So which football club's death were you involved in? Airdrie? Clydebank? Rangers? All three, although one was just wishing really hard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: All three, although one was just wishing really hard. ^^^David Murray found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Has anybody on here ever watched "Don't hug me I'm scared"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 At what do da's start doing that thing where they put their hands behind their back when leaning in to look at something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 10 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said: At what do da's start doing that thing where they put their hands behind their back when leaning in to look at something? After the first accusation of groping. Defenders do it when a cross is about to be fired in. LOOK, I'M NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING I SHOULDN'T BE, REF! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 46 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said: At what do da's start doing that thing where they put their hands behind their back when leaning in to look at something? I walk around with my hands clasped behind my back, have done for nearly 15 years. I'm 32. No idea why it started but if in work I'll 99% of the time be walking about like that. Never in the pub or that though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 I'm sure I've seen episodes of Law & Order where that happened which, as any fule kno, is the Bible of American legal procedure.Gaun' The Molesworth........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 19 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I walk around with my hands clasped behind my back, have done for nearly 15 years. I'm 32. No idea why it started but if in work I'll 99% of the time be walking about like that. Never in the pub or that though. Young Umarell found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 22 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I walk around with my hands clasped behind my back, have done for nearly 15 years. I'm 32. No idea why it started but if in work I'll 99% of the time be walking about like that. Never in the pub or that though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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