th1stleandr0se Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I need to grow a beard, any suggestions? Need to is different from want to. Is it for disguise, to cover up disfigurement or a job as a trainee Santa? Don't shave for a few days then start the topiary in whatever shape you fancy. Start with only removing a little at a time. You can't put it back on as easily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I don't have a few days. I kind of need it for tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I don't have a few days. I kind of need it for tonight. I would suggest pubes and glue, but I recall you shaved your pubes. Ask a mate for his pubes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I don't have a few days. I kind of need it for tonight. In that case, I think you might find yourself in a bit of a pickle, young sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 In that case, I think you might find yourself in a bit of a pickle, young sir. I know I haven't seen you for some weeks, Tom, but when did you become a Victorian gent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Damn. I'll just shave my head and glue that to my face. Wish me luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I know I haven't seen you for some weeks, Tom, but when did you become a Victorian gent? Quite recently, wot wot. I dare say I may see you at today's fixture to discuss such musings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Damn. I'll just shave my head and glue that to my face. Wish me luck. It's certainly a novel approach, I'll say that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 What kind of specifications should I be looking for in a laptop that I intend to use mostly for Football Manager, internet surfing and itunes? I asked in E Chat but haven't had a response. Budget is £300-400ish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 What kind of specifications should I be looking for in a laptop that I intend to use mostly for Football Manager, internet surfing and itunes? I asked in E Chat but haven't had a response. Budget is £300-400ish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I'm going to buy a used car in the next couple of weeks, for the first time. It's almost certainly going to be a Focus, maybe 5 years old. Might be through a dealer or private, I'm not too bothered. What I'm really looking for is a list of the unofficial "rules". If it's listed at £3490, how much will I actually pay for it? What's the best way to go about haggling, etc? Also, anyone got any experience of the Mazda3? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 What kind of specifications should I be looking for in a laptop that I intend to use mostly for Football Manager, internet surfing and itunes? I asked in E Chat but haven't had a response. Budget is £300-400ish. Look on the back of the FM case, it should have a box that says "minimum specs". You'll be able to get a decent one for between 300 and 400 though. I'm not hugely well versed in specs but you'd probably want over 2GHz in your processor and at least 2GB of RAM. But obviously, the larger those two numbers then the faster it'll go. Hard drive capacity can obviously be gotten around with external drives. My HDD is 250GB, I'm not sure how that compares to other users though. I do have quite a lot of music on mine though. iTunes says I've got 45GB on that (19.5 days worth) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Cheers mate, I'll check it out tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 In Siere A you hear a lot about "co-ownership" deals for players, how do these work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thehillparkbairn Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 In Siere A you hear a lot about "co-ownership" deals for players, how do these work? answer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 I'm going to buy a used car in the next couple of weeks, for the first time. It's almost certainly going to be a Focus, maybe 5 years old. Might be through a dealer or private, I'm not too bothered. What I'm really looking for is a list of the unofficial "rules". If it's listed at £3490, how much will I actually pay for it? What's the best way to go about haggling, etc? Also, anyone got any experience of the Mazda3? Offer them 50 quid as an opening haggle. Remember and say 'you're breaking my balls here man you're breaking my balls' every time you have to raise your price. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 answer Cheers. A wee bit confusing, but I think I got there eventually. I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Where in Glasgow would you be able to get a sleeping mask(I presume that's what it's actually called) and a keyring(not with any design, just the actual ring part)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thehillparkbairn Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 (edited) What kind of specifications should I be looking for in a laptop that I intend to use mostly for Football Manager, internet surfing, Porn and itunes? I asked in E Chat but haven't had a response. Budget is £300-400ish. I fixed it for you Edited May 9, 2012 by Thehillparkbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I'm not planning on being there any time soon, but what do prisoners in the UK actually do in jail? Do they have to muck in with chores around the place or is it a case of constantly fannying around watching TV while working out in the gym and picking fights with the fresh-fish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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