Shandon Par Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 30 minutes ago, throbber said: I have no interest in anything ever going up my arse. You should try a Prosecco enema. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 11 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I see your TWO Colonoscopies and raise you a Cystoscopy. I win! Or technically, I lose You're welcome to that title. f**k that. On my second colonoscopy and endoscopy I somehow managed to let the consultant talk me out of getting sedated so was fully awake as they shoved a tube down my throat into my stomach and another one up my arse and through my colon. Would not recommend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: You're welcome to that title. f**k that. On my second colonoscopy and endoscopy I somehow managed to let the consultant talk me out of getting sedated so was fully awake as they shoved a tube down my throat into my stomach and another one up my arse and through my colon. Would not recommend. Go on........just a wee bit more........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 You should try a Prosecco enema. I've heard an Eccie up the a arse is fun also. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 9 minutes ago, throbber said: I've heard an Eccie up the a arse is fun also. I've heard the opposite. I know a lassie who "shelved" at a party and she was bleeding out her arse for a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I've heard the opposite. I know a lassie who "shelved" at a party and she was bleeding out her arse for a week. She sounds like my type of girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 30 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You should try a Prosecco enema. I tried a coffee enema once, got me punted from Starbucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: You're welcome to that title. f**k that. On my second colonoscopy and endoscopy I somehow managed to let the consultant talk me out of getting sedated so was fully awake as they shoved a tube down my throat into my stomach and another one up my arse and through my colon. Would not recommend. Sedation is for wimps. I was told I would feel discomfort, not pain. I have to say the NHS defined pain threshold is obviously higher than mine. They asked if I wanted my specs, so I could watch as well. It was a lovely offer, but I declined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 This reminds me of the great pineapple debate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Couple of proper questions here. Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 hour ago, supermik said: Couple of proper questions here. Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? : Yes What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? : An uncut loaf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 hour ago, supermik said: Couple of proper questions here. Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? First qusetion, I assume you're referring to Lonnie Donegan... never realised the song was so similar to "You cannae fling pieces" .. and he still never answers the bloody question. Second question ... I presume the machine which they made to slice the bread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 So was sliced toast the greatest thing since sliced bread? I wonder whether the inventor of the electrical toaster would have have set fire to his blueprints had he conceived that his greatest invention since the wheel was to be used to enable the making of 12 hour cold toasted pieces? We exist in strange times. G-Bo(re) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Unpopular opinion coming up.... During the throes of love making, anything is fair game. A, NY, THING. I trust the wife implicitly that there wont be anything fucked up happening, but thats up to her. ^^^unpopular opinions thread for this pish (surely) G-Bo(re) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 12 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: This reminds me of the great pineapple debate. I don't think a consensus was ever reached 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 New to SkyGo, question....Is there a way to watch a live football broadcast later on in the day in full? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Christophe said: New to SkyGo, question....Is there a way to watch a live football broadcast later on in the day in full? Don't have the football, wouldn't give them the money, but I'd imagine you just record it like any other programme. Obviously you will get the patter before and after the game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 New to SkyGo, question....Is there a way to watch a live football broadcast later on in the day in full? I can't remember if it's sky go or sky on demand that's on the PS4, but if it's go, it won't be on until tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 4 hours ago, KingQuerrey said: Why has the Word Association thread not been deleted, and everyone who's ever posted in it banned yet? Question 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 23 hours ago, Christophe said: New to SkyGo, question....Is there a way to watch a live football broadcast later on in the day in full? I asked this same question a while back and unfortunately no, it'll maybe go on demand a day later but you won't be able to watch it later that day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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